Dutch Courgette

A recreational past time involving two friends, a courgette and some marijuana. You take the courgette and put a hole in it from top to bottom. Then you put a hole at the midpoint that intersects the first hole. Pack this hole full of marijuana. The first friend takes this courgette packed with pot and insert it in their arse hole. The second friend gets into position and lights the weed. To keep the weed burning the first friend occasionally farts to provide airflow as the second friend draws in a heady breath of THC and shit
Friend 1: Oh dude I just broke my bong
Friend 2: Don't worry fam I've got you back, I've got a courgette and some lube. We can do a Dutch courgette
by Flaming_Monkey March 11, 2022
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Dutches

Dutches means royalty bout she's A very pretty female ,very atractive also she's highly intelligent And she is nice but if you push her to her limit she can be a real bitch
Omg dutches is so cute😍

Did you see when dutches pushed railey

"No dutches is way to nice"☺
by Day by nigth December 16, 2018
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queef Dutch oven

When a male is performing oral sex on a woman and she aggressively queefs.
She gave me a queef Dutch oven last night. I loved it!
by QueefQueen666 August 29, 2023
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Dutch refund

A deep snog immediately after a blowjob has been given
She was sucking my dick and I came in her mouth. Then she gave me the ol' dutch refund
by Owen Pidcock March 27, 2024
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Dutch Cheese-pull

When a severely unclean person (male or woman) does not clean their genitalia and when they pull the genitals apart a cheesy substance appears
Yeah i almost got to hit but she did the Dutch Cheese-pull
by JWG419 April 1, 2024
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Dutch Broven

A compound term derived from "Bro" and "Oven"; Usually referring to the act of tenting ones male friend with covers after ripping a rank fart.
"Sup Brodimus", can i give you a dutch broven for your birthday?
by BeeDoubleDee July 12, 2011
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Dutch Rudd

Same as the Dutch Rudder but the Dutch Rudd has to be done in France with a guy called Marcus. A dog watching is optional
Sacre bleu! Please Dutch Rudd me now! I’m gasping!”
by PBC92 April 25, 2023
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