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Knoch High School

the stupidest, most crackhead school to exist. the school is ridiculously small and EVERYONE knows EVERYONES drama- and it’s SO annoying. people at knoch don’t know what privacy or “minding their own business”’is. everyone there hates one another, whether they want to admit it or not. bomb threats, gun threats, juuling, smoking weed, you name it, knoch has it! annoying hoes and thots who stab you in the back? GOT EM’!! weird gamer boys who masturbate next to people? GOT EM’!! sad emos who get bullied for no reason? GOT EM’!! the list goes on and on.
hey, have you heard of Knoch High School? it’s pretty wack!

did you hear that alexis gave tommy a blowjob in the Knoch High School bathroom?

oh my god, did you hear about how amy caught jessica vaping in the bathroom- and told on her- and she’s kicked off of the cheer team- and now amy is cheer captain of Knoch High School!
by thatlesbianthateveryonehates December 17, 2019
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Rocklin High School

This place got me done fucked up. Just hoes being hoes, bitches be crying because their friend called them a bitch or a hoe and they be BIG MAD. Niggas act like they got hoes but their really just getting played half of the time. Remember never trust a bitch in Rocklin. In conclusion this place is for people who dick slap each other and the low population of black people is alarming for such a great school. Remember skate fast and eat ass.
Jane: Fuck you Rebecca.

Rebecca: That's why you fucked Shane.
Jane: How dare you exposed me in front of everyone. *starts crying*
Jane: *Opens snapchat* "streaks, Don't HMU bad mood."
Rocklin High school: gay ass people
by boatz n hoes May 2, 2019
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Avella High School

No one knows where Avella is, who goes there, or how you end up there.

Cheats at every sport but it still really trash.
Girl- Do you go to Avella High School?
Boy- No, i dont have autism.
by hoops456789 May 6, 2019
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Antelope High school

A school filled with emotional teenagers that’s don’t know how to solve problems but are great at creating them, along with guys who care very little about others and more about drugs or video games and girls who dress like hookers always trying to causes fights with random people they don’t even know.
1. Random idiot: I’m bored, let’s create a meme account about antelope high school and make people wanna kill themselves.
Another random idiot: Sure, let me just send you this video I’ve had forever that I’ve probably jerked off to a million times.
by Antelopeisntwhatyouthink May 21, 2019
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Alta High School

This high school in Utah has all types of people. the girls are either molly mormons, hoes, vsco girls, or “edgy.” there are so many crackhead it’s not funny everyone vapes and gets high during school and in class you’ll see stoned people and people who literally vape in class. there are “ghetto” white boys who think they can fight and are allowed to say the N word. there are fake people that switch up on you left and right and you can’t trust anyone. people are using mental illnesses as a personality trait and you can only be “popular” or hang out with them if you wear brandy melville and have blonde shiny hair. the boys are mormon fboys that asknfor nudes 24/7 and do drugs. the teachers don’t do anything to stop this and it just a bad environment to be in all around. no one cares about education and skipping class is an everyday thing.
person : what school do you go to ?

me : the gay ass school Alta High School
by skjskjskjsandioopandioop August 9, 2019
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North High School

School where the 4 Oildale Nazi's originated, and where pedo's go to work
Guy 1:"Dude did you see what Edwin Sent to Sasha"
Guy 2:"Na bro what did he send"
Guy1:"A picture of his dick in the North High School Equipment Room"
by CUllen August 15, 2019
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Mainland high school

Mainland is an actual gate way to hell. Known for many rumors and yes there all true. Such as sneaking into the bathrooms to have sex, and drug deals right in your second period. All money is spent on sports good luck for the art teachers supporting their star students with actual skills. A school full of dirty, perverted, and asshole teachers. Your saftey in the school doesn't matter either. Kids will beat you till your blind or throw firecrackers at you. The most disrespectful people you'll ever meet. But you'll make plenty of friends to do drugs with. Plenty of drama to keep you going. You wanna go where no one cares if you succeed go to mainland. But this definitely needed an update I'm positive if you asked any student if they wanted to be there they'd ignore your or say hell no.
Guy 1: Where do I go if I need hoes and depression.
Guy 2: Dude you should come to mainland high school I got five girls, bad grades and a GPA lower than my dick size.
Girl 1: yeah but..
Guy 1 :stfu thot!
by MagicbutterMagic92749 August 19, 2019
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