Mainland is an actual gate way to hell. Known for many rumors and yes there all true. Such as sneaking into the bathrooms to have sex, and drug deals right in your second period. All money is spent on sports good luck for the art teachers supporting their star students with actual skills. A school full of dirty, perverted, and asshole teachers. Your saftey in the school doesn't matter either. Kids will beat you till your blind or throw firecrackers at you. The most disrespectful people you'll ever meet. But you'll make plenty of friends to do drugs with. Plenty of drama to keep you going. You wanna go where no one cares if you succeed go to mainland. But this definitely needed an update I'm positive if you asked any student if they wanted to be there they'd ignore your or say hell no.
Guy 1: Where do I go if I need hoes and depression.
Guy 2: Dude you should come to mainland high school I got five girls, bad grades and a GPA lower than my dick size.
Girl 1: yeah but..
Guy 1 :stfu thot!
Guy 2: Dude you should come to mainland high school I got five girls, bad grades and a GPA lower than my dick size.
Girl 1: yeah but..
Guy 1 :stfu thot!
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