A dude (usually a buffoon) who's trying to approach & woo a female like he's some kind of ultra-smooth Casanova when he's more of an idiot than a high-class prospect.
"I remember back in the day when the internet was new, all of the men wanted to splat every woman and even other men with pictures of their penises and shit, as dick alone ruled the web. Now all of the same guys are out here trying to be French Rico Suaves and shit!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 4, 2023
Get the French Rico Suavemug. Two black girls who hold hands a lot. One of them must have an accent, preferably Trinidadian. The other must be a Southern Slut.
by welimin October 13, 2011
Get the french sistersmug. When you're in the middle bathroom stall, and two people walk in and go on either side of you in the other stalls.
I had to go to the bathroom real bad this morning, was all by myself until I got stuck in a French Melton!
by Snipedog22 October 30, 2019
Get the French Meltonmug. The act of forcibly inserting anal beads into your peepee hole and proceeding to rip it out from your butt at a high speed.
by Fatfruitcake March 6, 2023
Get the French pull startmug. by ShadowMoses117 January 3, 2018
Get the French Yogurtmug. by Paul Phinebaum February 26, 2023
Get the French Thank Youmug.