Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP)

Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP)

The Lizzo-like ownership of your hair

When your hair is too damn thick, voluminous, shiny and beautiful.

Damn girl, you have FHP. Me toooo!

What’s that?

Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP) Duh!

by epiwonk January 27, 2023

fabricy

Something that has a similar feel to fabric.

The napkin felt fabricy

by Idontsuckcock February 2, 2023

fabio's mother

Something that can't be defined, usually people thinks she's a whale, sometimes a lion that's hunted by alex.

EX1: Is that a whale? No, it's Fabio's Mother
EX2: Look what I've just drawn! Wtf is that bro, a random sketch? No, it's Fabio's Mother.

by hehehehiiiii February 9, 2023

Fábio

1. Curly hair
2. He´s just cuteeeeee
3. If you´ll tell him he´s cute, he gets evem cutter
4. loyal and just knowss some nice jokes

I love Fábioooooo
Amooooo

by kkakakak March 1, 2023

Fabian

The hottest guy to ever exist in the history of the world. Fabian is very funny and always loves to have fun and joke around. He is also very racist which makes him even better. He hates black people with a passion (just like me) and is super fun to play games with.

Yo who was that one dude who kept saying the n-word on the game last night?
Oh that was Fabian

by IHateKnitters07 March 2, 2023

faberge egg

An invaluable antique that invokes an orgasmic-like state comparable to one’s first time watching Fight Club. Decorated with stale Sour Patch kids and adorned with tin foil from a three day old chipotle burrito, this elliptical treasure is the perfect replacement for a butt plug. You’ll find faberge eggs under barbed wire fences, national museums, a local Walmart, and your moms house.

“A healthy relationship and quality mental health? Why would I want that when I could have four faberge eggs up my ass?!”

by quit pro ayo March 22, 2023

faberge egg

Great heavens almighty! Is that our savior, divine being from above, the Jesus Christ?! Why, no, but I can see why you’re confused. That, my friend, is a faberge egg, one of the most illusory objects to ever exist. It is timeless, crafted from the souls of dead Republican senators, detailed with an engraved sequential narrative depicting the entire plot to “How to Train Your Dragon”, and stands on a plate composed of flattened Twisted Tea cans. It is remarkable, terrifyingly beautiful, and the perfect shape to stick up your ass.

In the early years of primary school education on drugs, the government showed a video, where a cracked egg in a frying pan was “your brain on drugs”. If that was a faberge egg, the quote would’ve been “this is your brain on God”.

by quit pro ayo March 22, 2023