Ethan is a discord mod he makes reddit his attraction to males he also has a dick smaller his nails and hes so poor that he has to live off snails. Ethan can be seen at night with his window open hopping on a purple dildo. He is also a 5'7 male with cankles black dusty ass hair mostly seen wearing something camo wears 2 pairs of socks bigger booty then a girl has gyno beautiful eyes and a beluga whale chin. is also very gay
by jau n May 6, 2022
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Ethan is a chad. He is super rad. He is also very swag. Yuh.
He is vERY attractive, me-OW! You can NEVER get enough of this guy, he is just- MMH. CHEFS KISS! Oh yaaaa~ Ethan~ His voice is gentle and very attractive, he can make an girl fawn over him with a simple “hey, how are you?” He has a big, huge, juicy…personality~! What? What’d you think I was gonna say? His dick? His face is adorable and with one smile, he’ll melt your heart. If Ethan ever enters your life, you better be fucking greatful.
And if you even think about hurting him…we’ll make sure you NEVER see the light of day EVER again…
Thank you for your time~!
Ethan is a chad. He is super rad. He is also very swag. Yuh.
He is vERY attractive, me-OW! You can NEVER get enough of this guy, he is just- MMH. CHEFS KISS! Oh yaaaa~ Ethan~ His voice is gentle and very attractive, he can make an girl fawn over him with a simple “hey, how are you?” He has a big, huge, juicy…personality~! What? What’d you think I was gonna say? His dick? His face is adorable and with one smile, he’ll melt your heart. If Ethan ever enters your life, you better be fucking greatful.
And if you even think about hurting him…we’ll make sure you NEVER see the light of day EVER again…
Thank you for your time~!
Example of Ethan
Girl 1: He’s so HOT.
Girl 2: I know! Ethan is gonna be mine!
That Girl: No…this kill is gonna be mine *murders the two irrelevant and ugly women*
Ethan: …hot.
Girl 1: He’s so HOT.
Girl 2: I know! Ethan is gonna be mine!
That Girl: No…this kill is gonna be mine *murders the two irrelevant and ugly women*
Ethan: …hot.
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