dude

my wife

dude duuuuuuuuude i like watermelon (when you tell your wife you love watermelon)

by violeta's wife March 28, 2025

Pumpkin Poppy Cool Dude

The biggest recognition in this world. People do crazy things to achieve it.

"Hey if I survive this fall from the planr without a parachute I will be the Pumpkin Poppy Cool Dude" - xy

"Ok so if I win the Russian Roulette we both can agree that I will be the Pumpkin Poppy Cool Dude"

by X-T UN May 4, 2022

Dude

An infected hair on an elephants ass

“Holy crap look at that DUDE”

by Randolesbo May 15, 2021

Thank a Dead dude for an STD Day

November 12; a day dedicated to feeling grateful for those who have given a gift that keeps giving even after they've passed.

We celebrate Thank a Dead dude for an STD Day on November 12 each year.

by questionable zebra November 12, 2020

dude

just a chilll dude

Guy 1: hey dudeee
dude: sup dudeeee

by Spaoggers September 14, 2020

Sugary Dude

men (if you can call them that) with sparkly beards and/or skinny jeans, who need to use an "Easy Opener" to open a jar of pickles.

also dudes with a little sugar in their tank and may or may not wear makeup on any given day of the week.

Honey, can you come and open this jar of mayonnaise?... Wife: "Yes, dear I'll be there in a moment." *mumbles to herself - why did I marry a sugary dude?

Also, men who have never camped or fired a gun or started a fire without the help of an ignitor, or dug a hole in the ground to use as a toilet.

Man 1: Hey Johnny, can you go ahead and open the mustard for the brats, they're almost done?

Man 2: I'm tryin' do you have an Easy Opener, my wrists are weak...

Man 1: ... sugary dude.

by baconforpresident September 8, 2018

Rosalian Dude

A way to call your friend named Rosa, Rosalia, Rosalie, Rose etc.

Hey, wanna hang out today?
Sorry bro, I've already scheduled sth with Rosalian Dude. Maybe next wknd.

by pigikos September 5, 2019