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Clown

Absolute fucking jester

Thinks everything is funny

A complete joke
Someone who is a fool before they are a person
Steven- oh hi long time no se--
Patrick- you fucking clown
by Leftelbow February 4, 2020
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retired clown

Somebody who can’t take a joke.

Also known as the average Twitter person
person1: why did the chicken cross the road
Person2: THATS SPECIESISM THAT’S NOT ALOUDED!
Person1: oh look, a retired clown
mugGet the retired clownmug.

Upside Down Circus Clown

The opposite of the Topsy Turvy Spermy Wormy, wherein a fertile male performs a handstand and proceeds to masturbate to completion, releasing his ejaculate into a wastepaper basket situated on the floor below him.
Forget about Jacob, I heard that Gregory prefers the Upside Down Circus Clown. Show off
by shartacus October 7, 2022
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Ass clown

Hey Jefferson have you met Joey yeah Joey is a real ass clown
by Kate is your mom March 12, 2022
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Teto the Clown

Teto the Clown is an iconic figure of true mystery. It resides in the city of Dallas in the state Georgia and while some people don't believe in the mysterious clown others are terrified of it. In 1911 there was a incident where 17 people randomly went missing and there whereabouts never found out, since then there have been reports of a clown or dark entity roaming dallas. In 1983 there was a stone recovered dating back to the mid 1800's that stated " In this town no peace shall there be, I own it all it will never find me". There have been 23 missing children since 1983 in Dallas and 56 reports of a clown in a drain or roaming through the woods.
by Thirdeyeunknown September 12, 2017
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Clowning

One Direction updated a playlist 4 days ago“
Ah shit. We're clowning agaain“
by metronomeinmyroom March 22, 2021
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Clown Cannon

The action of putting whipped cream on a girl's vagina during her menstrual cycle, then ejaculating inside of her as she sneezes.
Dave: Hey, you trying to go back to my place and give me a Clown Cannon?

Emily: Just get the whipped cream ready before I get there.
by LichenLichen April 28, 2024
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