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Shoulder Candy 

You're at the club with a drink in each hand, or driving keeping your 10 and 2 at the wheel, when all of a sudden your jam comes on. You can't chuck a full-on boogie; that'd just be irresponsible (and you'd probably spill your drink/crash), so what do you do? You give 'em a bit of shoulder candy. An alternating shrug to the beat, with just enough energy to keep things rolling.
I was double-parked with two pints and then my mate Isaac put on Groovejet, so I had to throw some shoulder candy around.
Shoulder Candy by Mac_Tonight October 30, 2018

Trump candy 

The ‘Butterfinger’ is President Donald Trump’s candy bar because it is orange on the inside like his skin and hair. The name also illustrates the numerous verbal, social and political gaffes from President Trump while in Office. Trumpestuous, The Orange King, Trumper, 45, tanTrump, Trumpnado, President Trump, make America great again, Trumpkins, Winter Whitehouse, Trumpy, Trumped up, candy bar, Butterfinger, out of shape, overweight
Whenever I eat a Butterfinger, I think that this is the ideal Trump candy!
Trump candy by joecoolthefool November 19, 2018

Mob Candy 

A type of candy that is black and white like licorice, black and white jelly beans, and black and white candy canes
We ate some mob candy after lunch.
Mob Candy by YuOfTheNight December 7, 2018

crushing candy 

When a man name Nicoilia Whipple chokes the chicken on the job site while getting paid.
Hey man where you been?!? -Response "I have been crushing candy in the restroom!"

Rooster candy 

Chicken=cock
Rooster=chicken
Rooster candy= a very scrumptious cock
A cock
Yummy, I ate his rooster candy after he put it up his cats ass
Rooster candy by imfuckingey May 31, 2019

Click Candy

A type of clickbait that delivers what's promised in the title or the thumbnail.
Stereotypical sidekick 1: Dude, have you seen the "Why are 96000000 black balls on this reservoir" video?
Stereotypical sidekick 2: Nah, it's probably clickbait.
Stereotypical sidekick 1: You would be surprised, because that's totally not clickbait. That's click candy!
Click Candy by Gal Anonim August 2, 2019