Boner monkey

An employee with little experience, or of low seniority within a blue-collar operation. Boner monkeys are typically assigned insignificant or undesirable work, such as operating a shovel.

Contractor : "I need to carry 6 pallets of bricks to the back of the property"
Client: "Why haven't you hired a boner monkey to handle the grunt work?"

by Hugh G Reckshin July 11, 2023

Entertainment Boner

An arousal that you get when something is entertaining or hype (Doesn’t have to be sexual).

“Man that combo Mango pulled off was sick. I got an Entertainment Boner from that one.”
Or
“That episode gave me an Entertainment Boner. This show is good.”

by ChronicFrost March 30, 2019

boner bite

When a girl is giving you head and they accidentally bite your cock

My girl boner bite me and it really hurt

by Narwhal9908 July 11, 2017

boner oil

Like motor oil...but lube for your boner

Greg asked Becky to slop some boner oil on his knob so they could get the party started.

by Rod Savage January 29, 2018

Boner dance

When a guy gets a boner and tries to casually adjust it without catching anyone's attention.

Mike and I were cuddling and he totally did the boner dance.

by Sonofabean May 30, 2014

Remedial Boner

The stage of the male penis where it isn't fully throbbing in sex crave but isn't completely flaccid and limp. Its a tad chubby and airborne.

Bro 1: Yo justin, I went to go get my physical for football and the nurse was so bonable that I got an Remedial Boner.

Bro 2: Did you fuck her?

by Dustin Jonesssssssssssssssssss March 26, 2013

bacon boner

1. when you like bacon so much, just the thought of it gives you a raging one

2. an intense craving for bacon. failure to satisfy this craving results in a psychological and abdominal suffering that surpasses the ache of blue balls.

(watching family guy)

friend 1: hey man why the hell do you have a boner?

friend 2: it's a bacon boner.

friend 1: oh okay thats cool man.

friend 2: wait why the hell do you have a boner?

friend 1: lois has nice tits.

by bacon3490745 May 23, 2012