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bang my head

V. to sit through something that is utterly too boring that it literally becomes painful to sit through, but you have to stay there because of obligation.
i.e Organic Chemistry CHEM322a
"Well it was nice talking to you, but I have to get to class and bang my head for an hour."
by gogetaschick_1 September 17, 2008
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Japanese Carrot Banging

When a large black man, most commonly Shaquille O'neal, attempts to stick his left foot in the vigina of a virgin japanese woman who had orange fanta moments before the sexual act. He then gags the woman, who then vomits on his penis. He then sticks his penis (with orange vomit on it) in the vigina. Once he has sucsessfully penetrated the vigina with orange vomit he has finished the act of "Carrot Banging".
"Shaq got caught doing the Japanese Carrot Bang in Chicago again."
(Japanese Carrot Banging)
by Gebhart25 May 23, 2014
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Gang Bang War

A war that invloves multiple sexual partners exchanging bodily fluids in a violent way. Resembleing a war like fiesta. When the Semen flies into your face and makes your bleed wit pleaure. Also a slang war for describing sex with someone.
Man dat bitch who I fucked last night was an all out gang bang war!
by Bob January 2, 2005
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The Big Bang Theory

A famous, funny TV show starring Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting, and Johnny Galecki about a group of nerds and their antics.

The name describes the show accurately, there are a lot of people having big bangs with each other.
by We Are Anonymous November 13, 2014
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banged up helmet

An ugly person. Usually in reference to a female.
That chick has a smoking body, shame about the 'banged up helmet.'
by Spus July 24, 2007
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bang your monkey

Bang your monkey is slang for male masterbation. It's secondary meaning comes from the Jim Rome Show. It means to call the local program director at your am sports talk show and bitch at him.
She said I want to bang your monkey all day long!
by Silk Brah March 20, 2008
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bang o rang

when you hide your friends in your closet, then later when you are doin' a girl you yell BANG O RANG and they all jump out and hit her with wooden spoons
:dude that bang o rang last night was awsome
:yeah man, she didnt even know what hit her
by emilybeth! May 28, 2006
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