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aww mike

When a gay man is mad and doesn’t want to swear his allegiance to the empire.
Person 1: *pranks person two*
Person 2: Aww mike you bro
by LooongDickPapi May 14, 2018
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Mike Doozie

One of the Greatest Youtuber Rapper And Boxer to ever roam earth 616
by anonymous September 8, 2021
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Big Mike

Bro my uncle said he used to get Big Mike’d daily in prison.
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mike sherwood

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Mike Karger

I give her mike karger everynight
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mike

MIKE IS THE BIGGEST LOSER ON THE ENTIRE EARTH AND EVERYONE HATES HIM. HE HAS PUSSY HAIR and he is HORRIBLE at basketball. even tho he thinks he is good he is really bad and no one likes him.
he never shares any homework with anyone because he thinks he is better than everyone and he thinks he has a giant dick but in real life it is MICROSCOPIC. he always tries to beat people in english and write more than them and decided to make his english narrative coursework on his poop getting stuck in his first dates toilet.
mike is not very kind and he loves to bully everyone and take pictures on peoples laptops without their permission
he also loves to sing but when people comment on it and say his singing is bad he starts to cry and goes to the bathroom to let out his feelings and cry. HE IS A CRYBABY.
he is also gay for anton
and lukas
and valdemar
both valdemars
and he loves tea
and loves saying "ahahahhahahaha" to bully aleixia and vigdis because he thinks its funny
and he loves snooping on peoples messages
thats all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mike: "my name is mike"
Me: *runs*

Mike: "my name is mike"
me: *slaps his face*
by amazinau March 8, 2022
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Mike and Marcos law

The observation that when the number of individuals for a given party increases to 3 or higher, the increased likelihood that the desired outcome of the planned event will diminish.
Look like no one here at the party, where everyone? Mike and Marcos law!

Let's keep this movie event at 3 people to keep Mike and Marcos law from happening.
by MardoMarket August 2, 2021
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