Alex from Target

A gift from all the Gods. The chosen one who shall bag your six items when no one else will.

Girl one: I really wanna go to Target to see Alex!
Girl two: Me too! Alex from Target is soooooo hot!~

by PinesPwincess November 4, 2014

Alex Hannkins DP18

When you find a horse, and use a series of lifts and pulleys to insert the horse penis into your own throbbing and dripping penis. Using your own excitement as lubrication for the act. It's not classified as a DP18 unless you dies three days later.

Poor Joe.. he died today from an Alex Hannkins DP18.

by Podanops July 31, 2011

vollrath-smith, alex

(1) a violinist by nature, an vollrath-smith (especially of the alex variety) can become exceedingly volatile when seperated from music for too long.
(2) a smith in the vollrath family, of the alex variety.
(3)cool, unique, one awesome alley-cat
(4) an inspiring and motivating man

"Is that Alex?"
"Of course it is, it's a violin."

and

Alex: *insert motivating stuff here*
Someone Else: You're right. Thanks. You rock.

by Maggie October 21, 2004

alex țițiu catalin

alex țițiu catalin is the worst person ever. if you see him RUN.

Man1: hi my name is alex țițiu catalin
Man2: ew get away from me!

by Annonymous12345678 October 21, 2021

alex leary

A Freshman that goes to North Branford High school. He has red hair and is insanely annoying. But he is kinda cute...

Guy 1: "You I saw Alex Leary in the bathroom using his JUUL"
Guy 2: "Yeah well he just got caught using his JUUL in the cafeteria."
Guy 1: "LMAO bro Alex Leary is such a dumbass."

by Dude Where's My JUUL May 6, 2019

Alex (itachi) Santiogo

Trash at fortnite honestly just builds pyrimids. Doesn't give free clout even though he should. His shoes are questionable and makes fun of people for looking like fortnite characters. Also has some questionabal idols and videos on his phone. He worships yeezyus and Adolf Hitler. Also named his fortnite account after a terrerorist. Steals other peoples catchphrases like makes sense. And says I should join the Ku Klux Klan.

Nihga Alex (Itachi) Santiogo posted his dumbshit again

by The nig who gets niggored October 3, 2018

Stupid midget Alex

That dumb midget that drinks a lot

Hey look it’s that stupid midget Alex

by Swampynutsack November 11, 2019