Alex from Target

A gift from all the Gods. The chosen one who shall bag your six items when no one else will.

Girl one: I really wanna go to Target to see Alex!
Girl two: Me too! Alex from Target is soooooo hot!~

by PinesPwincess November 4, 2014

Alex Hannkins DP18

When you find a horse, and use a series of lifts and pulleys to insert the horse penis into your own throbbing and dripping penis. Using your own excitement as lubrication for the act. It's not classified as a DP18 unless you dies three days later.

Poor Joe.. he died today from an Alex Hannkins DP18.

by Podanops July 31, 2011

vollrath-smith, alex

(1) a violinist by nature, an vollrath-smith (especially of the alex variety) can become exceedingly volatile when seperated from music for too long.
(2) a smith in the vollrath family, of the alex variety.
(3)cool, unique, one awesome alley-cat
(4) an inspiring and motivating man

"Is that Alex?"
"Of course it is, it's a violin."

and

Alex: *insert motivating stuff here*
Someone Else: You're right. Thanks. You rock.

by Maggie October 21, 2004

alex țițiu catalin

alex țițiu catalin is the worst person ever. if you see him RUN.

Man1: hi my name is alex țițiu catalin
Man2: ew get away from me!

by Annonymous12345678 October 21, 2021

alex leary

A Freshman that goes to North Branford High school. He has red hair and is insanely annoying. But he is kinda cute...

Guy 1: "You I saw Alex Leary in the bathroom using his JUUL"
Guy 2: "Yeah well he just got caught using his JUUL in the cafeteria."
Guy 1: "LMAO bro Alex Leary is such a dumbass."

by Dude Where's My JUUL May 6, 2019

Peyton (Alex's gf)

Short also short temper gets in trouble a lot and will never be as cool as Marty mcfly williams 😤

Peyton (Alex's gf) needs to stop getting in trouble a lot.

by Bigppmartymcflywilliams October 6, 2020

Alex David Cory

Alex David Cory is the man, a beast, a god some say. He is someone who will go down in the history books for millennia to come. He is known to stop wars from breaking out simply by threatening both sides. They say he caused both world wars because he was bored of peace. He can show infinite patience and kindness but he’s also a fucking psychopath and will murder your family. He doesn’t bleed and he doesn’t shit, he’s absolutely divine like. Some people have claimed they’ve seen him before, but that’s impossible, he lives above humans on a different plane of existence. People question if he’s real. I know he is here, somewhere, watching. He is him.

Some people believe in god. Others believe in Alex David Cory.

Kid 1- I want to be like the rock when I grow up

Kid 2- I want to be like Superman when I grow up

Sigma Child- I want to be like Alex David Cory when I grow up

by PenisBallsCockAss July 13, 2023