asshole of service 

A tactless, classless and antagonistic person who refuses to be called out on their sh*t.

They are famous for retorting with "snowflake" name-calling when confronted.

Emcee at a debate: " and for our first candidate, we have--"

Heckler yelling in the crowd: "HERE COMES THE BABY KILLING TRAITOR NOW, WE SHOULD BURN 'EM--"

Girl 1 in crowd to Girl 2: "Who? I couldn't hear what..."

Heckler to Girl 1: " what's your problem snowflake, can't handle what I'm saying? Need a safe space to cry in? "

Girl 1 to Heckler: "Calm the f*ck down dude, I'm here to watch the debate just like you and can't hear a damn thing!"

Girl 2 to Girl 1: "Don't mind this clownstick, he's just trying to be the asshole of service to get folks riled up like his hyfey ass."

asshole of service by Lanky Cougar August 13, 2017

asshole 

Donald Trump

Donald Trump is an asshole.

asshole by ahjslfbdhlas August 8, 2017

Asshole 

A dude with fuckboy hair who thinks he's cool by being obnoxious and arrogant

Jacob is being such an asshole

Asshole by Asian definitions August 19, 2017

Asshole ASSY 

An analplasty. A re-assembly of one's asshole. Asshole ASSY.

Man that cock really tore her anus. She needs an Asshole ASSY

Asshole ASSY by Gage2003A3 August 19, 2017

asshole 

An Asshole is a person who habitually offends, is rude to, or is demeaning of others and thinks that there is nothing wrong with their actions. Assholes believe they and their needs and desires are more important than others and therefore they rationalize that they are fully justified in whatever they do or say. As a result, an Asshole believes that if there is any real problem then it resides on the part of their victims rather than being something of their own creation. As a group, Assholes comprise a large subset of Narcissists. But while all Narcissists are indeed Assholes, not all Assholes are Narcissists. Their motto might be: “Being an Asshole means never having to say you’re sorry.”

My Doctor acts as like a real asshole when he treats my medical issues as no big deal.

asshole by DaveTheNerd September 14, 2017

Asshole 

The hole between your butt (the "buns")

His asshole is too small for his poop to leak out

Asshole by 不可渗透的坦克 October 8, 2017

Asshole 

A guy who is self centered and a general piece of shit.

I'm sorry, I was such an asshole for attacking what you believe

Asshole by Typically_fresh October 23, 2017