internet mood

1. someones mood on the internet based on internet events. often used on myspace, facebook, and twitter, this mood usually isnt what you're feeling in real life, but what you're portraying to feel on the internet.

guy) just got dumped on myspace, so my mood is "sad".
other

other guy) really? You dont seem sad.

guy) dude, its just an internet mood. i got dumped on myspace, so my myspace (internet) mood is sad.

by aray21cz July 31, 2009

Internet

Probably the only thing you need in this time and era.

*the internet is out* "Time to die!"

by Nagi0e November 3, 2018

Dead internet theory

Yeahyeah the abstract money generator..... Yeah.... Oops 🤷 ♂️ I mean... He was talking a bunch of shit about how special and competent you have to be to make money.... You know? And I'm like the greatest mind the world has ever seen... So, like, the scholarly work is like... Really high level stuff...

Hym "Hahaha! Yeah, they're hookin up thay abstract money generator aren't they? Yeah... That's fucking hilarious. Kind of sad but, you know... In a cage... And what not... I think it has a different name though... Dead internet theory? It's like 'Something forest theory' or something, right?"

by Hym Iam May 15, 2024

internet bull

Internet Bull: A male stud, that is muscular build, good looking and often gifted, who trolls online for partners that could be either male or female or both to meet up with for random sexual acts &/or favors.

The horny girl met up with her internet bull to service her sexual desires.

by Jjjblueballs67 September 4, 2017

Internet

The secret form of a dictionary everyone abuses.

The text message said " If I had a brother, I would sepaku, if you don't know what that means, use the Internet!"

by h0l0gr4m1c June 16, 2016

The Dark Internet Rule

The rule of the internet where if you mention something seen on the "dark side of the internet" you must not speak of it. Those who do are ultimately shamed and often disowned.

You better follow the Dark Internet Rule, or else your sister and I will have no choice but to shame you endlessly.

by PheoShayett November 27, 2016

internet hickey

When someone posts something within social media to 'mark' their partner/territory, either directly or in response to a reference to or by said partner.

1. Jane (checking in via Facebook): Having a wonderful dinner with my man, Dick.

Jane is giving Dick an Internet Hickey through this action

2. In a thread:

Tom: We should go to the strip club tonight!

Dick: Absolutely...I'm in!

Jane: Dick, why would you want to do that with me at home?

Jane is also giving Dick an Internet Hickey through this action

Jane is all about Internet Hickeys...

by Nykkolai February 23, 2017