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Mc salad

If you have ever entered a McDonald's store you might have seen on some coupons a hefty salad carrying the same ingredients as your fatty big mac. One might think, salad is healthy ayyy. WRONG, that salad weighs more than a newborn baby and has enough cals, fats, carbs and even sugar to run a 2 ton elephant. If your on a diet and want some Salad i suggest eating the cardboard that its served on. So instead of eating a entire Mukbang in one sitting by yourself why not try some plain kale with a few croutons. Now, if you arent concerned about your waist line you might want to consider the countless articles stating that MacDonald salad's contains parasites. If I where you I would get a Mcrefund. (haha very funny ik)
normal dude : Hey dietitian, do you think I lost a few kilo's?

dietitian : I think you have been chugging down on some Mc salad.
by Dr.Mali July 27, 2020
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Tadder Salade

Its a food made out of potatoes, and pther stuff. Its, a southern thing.
People call me,' Tadder Salade '.
by Officer Wilkinson July 23, 2017
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Hairy sloppy salad

A hairy salad is when a man wants his girlfriend or partner to eat his ass like a salad with excessive spitting
Dude: Bae give me a hairy sloppy salary

His girl: a wha-?

A hairy sloppy salad is when a man wants his girlfriend or partner to eat his ass like a salad with excessive spitting
by yourmcmdied September 22, 2019
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grape salad

1.a convicts dinner. since salad tossing in prison is a thing , and most do prefer grape jelly , thats a grape salad they tossin.
when buying drugs in prison , its customary for the buyer to toss the salad of the seller , with either grape jelly{for xtra flavor} or syrup. most prefer grape jelly. that is a grape salad
by the inventive incentive October 4, 2022
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geeker salad

Another name for K2 or synthetic weed
Zack took too many hits of that geeker salad last night and ran into oncoming traffic!
by Aggressively high February 13, 2024
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Wedge Salad

Thud bent me over and gave me the best wedge salad last night.
by Cmananator May 31, 2022
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spunk salad

A light semen drizzle directly onto your salad instead of the usual mayo or dressing.
"I hate that old nun, she's so homophobic."
"Never mind I've sorted her out. I only made her up a spunk salad and she's wolfing it down."
"Oh, you'll go to Hell for it."
"Worth it just to hear her ask for seconds."
by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018
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