Masturbating Mike Tyson

When a man’s penis is so long he has to assume the classic Mike Tyson peek-a-boo boxing stance — elbows tucked, fists up by his face — to reach it during masturbation. Typically involves a downward squat and intense focus, resembling a fighter preparing for battle… but for very different reasons.

“Bro, I caught Kyle in the bathroom doing the Masturbating Mike Tyson. Dude looked like he was about to throw hands with his own junk.”

by A Dude Booty Meat June 2, 2025

Mike Bebek Taxi

Giving your "good friend" a piggy back ride while he enters you from behind. (Anally) ((male only))

"Look how happy J.D. and Mike look. Mike is so nice to give J.D. a Mike Bebek Taxi ride"

by Taxi guy January 23, 2021

Mike Manoogs

A retarted person who makes the funniest puns out there for all to here. WANTS TO MAKE A FUCKING GOD DAMN LITTLE BAG JIZZ DOCUMENTARY THAT NO ONE WILL EVER FUCKING WATCH IN THERE ENTIRE LIFE. MIKE IF YOUR READING THIS U UNDERSTAND ME LITTLE BOY U BETTER GOD DAMN U HOE BAG!!! GOD DAMN Mike Manoogs

That kid Mike Manoogs is such a tard with his documentary.

by vinag42 September 3, 2016

Mike

A guy from Total Drama: Revenge Of The Island with dissociative identity disorder, or as he calls it, multiple personality disorder. Personalities include:
Svetlana the Russian gymnast
Vito the buff Italian guy
Chester the angry old man
Manitoba Smith the treasure hunter
Mal the cartoon villain
Mike the kind original personality

Mike: I have multiple personality disorder
Zoey: I know, Cameron just told me
Cameron: Sorry!

by TELL ME WHO JOE IS July 26, 2023

A Big Mike

Big Mike
noun
1. The worst smelling crap a human can possibly unleash into a toilet. A bowel movement so foul that it somehow manages to stink up the entire room despite being fully underwater.

“Dude, don’t go in there for at least 20 minutes… I just dropped a Big Mike.”

by Suddenly Steph August 26, 2025

Mike

A stupid big guy he’s a little over weight and says the n word but it’s ok cuz he’s flat asf he needs surgery like bad instead of his ass going out it goes in😝 he still eats that up tho he also carries a huge bottle of tajin in his bag every day and doesn’t share answers and is extremely rude but “just do it”-Nike 😛😍

Mike is a n word

Ikr

by Lalallalaalalal February 17, 2024

Mike Cornelisse Effect

The Mike Cornelisse effect is a commonly known effect in algebra where for each Mike a Cornelisse must follow. Due to the nature of Mike Cornelisse an infinite amount of Mike can be created in between Mike and Cornelisse, causing the amount of Cornelisse to also increase towards infinity. This results in a sentence of infinite Mikes followed by infinite Cornelisses

Person 1: 'Hey did you hear about the Mike Cornelisse effect?'

Person 2:'Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Cornelisse Cornelisse Cornelisse Cornelisse Cornelisse'

Person 3:'Oh no, he is going to Mike Cornelisse infinity'

by NotMikeCornelisse December 1, 2024