A short in stature robust man with a tiny cock. More like to want to suck the skin off a mans cock that to hold hands with a women. Love a good meal and would take one oVer a women’s vagina any day of the week and twice on Sunday. A true believer in the power of love this guy loves love. He once said if he could be reincarnated he would want to be Cupid over in the fire island pines this guys lives cock and witches all cum shots were directed at his face.
by Dax’s November 24, 2021
Get the Gentle Mikemug. The act of vomiting into a cup, stretching a condom over it, and poking a hole at the top allowing a man to masturbate with it
by Marniechan February 28, 2025
Get the Mushy mikemug. A fat, vile, and disgusting male specimen. Usually a truck driver or pseudo cowboy. An Unfit Mike smells of taco bell and Miller Lite, and spends vacations in an hourly-rate motel. He masturbates vigorously to Garth Brooks songs and blows his trucker horn at crab infested women in convertibles.
Look at that big fat guy! He shoots up with butter and pays women to pee on his chest! What at Unfit Mike!
by unnecessary evil May 11, 2023
Get the Unfit Mikemug. Hym "You're not doing it explicitly because I said I wouldn't validate your religion. You're miming the words but really that's all there is to it. So, that's a lie, Mike. You have no intention of ever doing your religion properly. I said it before and I was right. It's a prescription for others for an illness they do not have and that is exactly why the weaponized schizophrenia too. OH! You know what I just thought of something! Well, 2 things actually. But, I gotta cut this one short. You're a liar Michael. Hell for you and your kids."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
Get the That's a lie, Mikemug. MiKing is a individual shrouded in the aura of mystery and misinterpretation. He is currently the last male of his family generation to have the historic and ever so prevalent last name Wharton. MiKing, though seeming in the eyes of many as a true menace to society, is a very conscious, and level headed teen. He is strictly focused on his goal of becoming financially stable enough to leave the hospitality of his mother and seek a start to his "own life" presumably with the hand of his soul tied girlfriend Mari.(Magic) Along his journey, MiKing would cross the paths of and shake hands with everyone from the class of 2024's future athletes, to future drug/arms dealers and traplords; being that he insisted upon making a name for himself instead of being merely
known to be the younger cousin of the ever growing star NFL player Tershawn Wharton, and the son of man who went to prison in 2018 for robbing a bank in Saint Louis.
known to be the younger cousin of the ever growing star NFL player Tershawn Wharton, and the son of man who went to prison in 2018 for robbing a bank in Saint Louis.
by Dallan Holtzclaw November 21, 2021
Get the MiKingmug. This man where's 6 fadoras and my not be the strongest but he has commen sense which most doesn't have
And is from Gen z
And is from Gen z
by Źzzzzzzzz April 20, 2022
Get the Mike trevittmug. by DeezPeanuts September 8, 2023
Get the Mike Lindellmug.