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russian haircut

a prank, commonly pulled by students at school, involving the act of rubbing the bent knuckles of the index and middle fingers aggressively against the surface of the scalp, resulting in a friction burn caused by the pulling of the skin of the scalp and the pulling of the hair
on international culture day at school, many were fascinated when listening to igor’s presentation on russian culture, except that changed after his demonstration of the russian haircut.
by yggLLd March 13, 2020
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Russian Tsar Bomb

When you blow your nose into your girls pussy and tape it shut so that your snot stays inside of her forever.
Johnny, I Russian Tsar Bombed the prostitute because she made me mad.
by ProBater69 February 7, 2022
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Russian teapot

A Russian teapot is a lewd action where a man stretches his scrotum into the shape of a bowl or cup and either urinates into it or has another partner urinate into it. The other person proceeds to drink the sweaty-hairy-ballsack-piss beverage straight out of the other’s nut sack cup.
Person 1: “Did you ever end up taking Ashlyn back to your place?”
Person 2: “Yeah I did; I had to kick her out after she asked me to Russian Teapot her, though.”
by mamaswhorecollector September 4, 2019
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russian traffic stop

A Russian traffic stop is when in a video game or irl if you are a true Slav you rush at a active enemy tank while shouting “urrrah urrrah” jump on top of it break the hatches open and kill the whole crew Stalin would be proud
Soviet soldier 1 do you see that panzer comrade ivan?
Ivan yes comrade

Rush that Cyka

*ivan does Russian traffic stop and impresses Stalin*
by Rushbcykablyat June 1, 2022
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Russian Nesting Dolling

When your mom repeatedly hides stuff you use every day inside several decorative containers.
"Where is the ibuprofen ... why is it in here?! Stop Russian nesting dolling our whole house!"
by dietdrpete June 6, 2023
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Russian virus

A new virus that's spreading across entire Europe.
"Hey, how's it going?"
"Привет, меня зовут Дмитрий."
"Damn, you got the Russian virus."
by perselakkuja184 October 21, 2023
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russians

a myth.
"hey man what's your favorite myth?"

"russians"
by sillyachilles October 2, 2023
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