When you get shit all over your dick, in the shape of a hat, after pounding your partner in the ass.
by Itsmegod November 14, 2012

by Daddy Piccolae December 24, 2021

The art of making so much Cajun Roux, that the Ballcap being worn by the Roux Maker, takes on a Strong and Thick Roux Texture/odor.
That Coonass Blake makes so many baches of Roux, he has a Roux Hat! You can smell that hat from a mile away!
by Teebaw January 28, 2025

A top hat is something that only an idiot wears. If they wear a top hat every day they are stupid, have a small dick. They have no friends and they are so annoying.
by ddkhfkhcidshjakds February 27, 2023

A kind of person who lives in suburbia, but acts like he lives in the America countryside. They like dirt bikes, cars & hunting. They also show a weirdly strong amount of homosexuality.
They’re named mullet-hats due to the fact that they’re usually seen with a mullet and red dirt hat combination.
They’re named mullet-hats due to the fact that they’re usually seen with a mullet and red dirt hat combination.
They thought their suburban neighborhood was not a weirdly shaped farm. But then, the mullet hats showed up.
by Roasted beans December 8, 2022

by A man with a white hat March 12, 2025

by fagmaster69 July 11, 2020
