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chocolate party hat

When you get shit all over your dick, in the shape of a hat, after pounding your partner in the ass.
After a long night banging your mom in the ass, I walked away with a chocolate party hat.
by Itsmegod November 14, 2012
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Monkey Hat

When a Haitian shits into a coconut and then puts the coconut on someone’s head
Kaden: Yo I saw someone get a monkey hat last night!
Jamal: That was me!
Kaden: SHEEEEEEESH
by Daddy Piccolae December 24, 2021
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Roux Hat

The art of making so much Cajun Roux, that the Ballcap being worn by the Roux Maker, takes on a Strong and Thick Roux Texture/odor.
That Coonass Blake makes so many baches of Roux, he has a Roux Hat! You can smell that hat from a mile away!
by Teebaw January 28, 2025
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Top Hat

A top hat is something that only an idiot wears. If they wear a top hat every day they are stupid, have a small dick. They have no friends and they are so annoying.
"This dumb person is wearing a Top Hat"
by ddkhfkhcidshjakds February 27, 2023
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Mullet hat

A kind of person who lives in suburbia, but acts like he lives in the America countryside. They like dirt bikes, cars & hunting. They also show a weirdly strong amount of homosexuality.

They’re named mullet-hats due to the fact that they’re usually seen with a mullet and red dirt hat combination.
They thought their suburban neighborhood was not a weirdly shaped farm. But then, the mullet hats showed up.
by Roasted beans December 8, 2022
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Stoner Hat

Something blake and logan share when they start levitating and shit off the nic
Damn Logan you look buzzed as shit, why you not wearing the stoner hat?
by fagmaster69 July 11, 2020
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