Failamanstration

(Verb) The act of demonstrating how to fail.

Enron gave a perfect failamanstration in 2001 when the company eventually went bankrupt because of acounting "loopholes".

Father : Hold on son let me give you a failamanstration
Son : *facepalm*

by Nigga Nigga Nigga April 29, 2012

Failgina

Fail-jine-a

Lacking even a moderate level of achievement of any kind and all the while complaining like a little girl. (aka vagina)

"If you hadn't been so busy being a failgina the entire time, maybe we would have won the match."

by Vincent Cash September 3, 2012

Failtype

A mistake made when writing a message on an electronic device.

"There's a snake in my room! That's not food!!"
"Good* hahahaha oops, failtype"

by mbutl78 September 21, 2012

failghetti

Picture this: you are hungry, your dishes are dirty, your fridge only has 1/4 carton of debatable old milk, you are down to the end pieces of bread, and you are at a loss for what to eat for dinner.... then EUREKA! You remember seeing all the ingredients for the best spaghetti dinner ever! You clean out a pot, pour some water, set it on the stove to boil, and head back to your computer and read about the upcoming zombie apocolypses, look at the latest memes, and tell everyone about your amazing spaghetti dinner coming up. You hear the water finally boil, you head to the cabinet to retrieve the noddles and find THERE ARE NO NOODLES!

FAILGHETTI!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tiger: I think I am going to go make the most incredible spaghetti dinner ever!

Verb: Oh man, that sounds great. I think I hear the water boiling man. Lets get those noodles cookin'!

::Tiger wanders into the kitchen and a couple seconds later::

Tiger: NOOOO NOODLES! FAILGHETTI!

by LokiDoll December 10, 2012

failed economy

Also see "broken economy" Failure by design, A economy flawed from the start. Lead to ruins by those in power.

Failed economy

by ShowWy-D November 26, 2013

Failtacular

A fail so epic, it's almost a win.

"I drove my car through a house, and somehow, I ended up on the roof. It was a failtacular."

"I managed to stick my dick in the toaster and pee out of my bread. It was a failtacular."

by FreeHigh5s February 11, 2014

failette

When you try to make an omelette but fail to keep it together, it is a failette.
Can be applied to anything ending in "ette" that you fail to pull off. See also, failet.

I made a sausage and green pepper failette—messy but delicious.

by detazer June 22, 2014