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No. 1 Chinese Super Buffet

Any Fort Collins restaurant causing intense stomach and intestinal distress brought on by over-eating and usually accompanied by hiccoughs, a long walk home, a loss of $12, and followed by diarrhea and vomiting.
It smells like No. 1 Chinese Super Buffet in the bathroom, I almost got the hiccoughs just being in there.
by W.vs.I November 29, 2009
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the old 1-2 switcheroo

In driving: The act of activating a turn signal, but turning the opposite direction of said turn signal to throw-off pursuers.
Perry: "Use the old 1-2 switcheroo!"
Heidi: "What the fuck is the 1-2 switcheroo?"
by desPERRYado April 29, 2006
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2 girls 1 cup

The most vile, disgusting, revolting, repulsive video on the internet. It involves two lesbians shitting and vomiting in a cup, then eating it.
Video at 2girls1cup.com. Try to watch it without flinching.
2 girls 1 cup. Trust me, its gross.
by Maserati December 12, 2007
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1-10 attractiveness scale

the 1-10 attractiveness scale is a symmetrical density curve in which the mean is 5. As you move further away from the mean (5), fewer and fewer people meet those numbers. Thus, that 10 you're looking for is really just as rare as you think.
Greg: yo, where does Cathie fall on the 1-10 attractiveness scale?

Bill: Honestly, she's one in a million, gotta be an 8.
by hobbitswithtophats September 14, 2016
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3 guys 1 hammer

3 Guys 1 Hammer is the actual horrific footage of the “Dnepropetrovsk maniacs” brutally murdering an innocent, defenceless man. The video was filmed by one of the 19 year olds on his mobile phone. It shows the 45 year old victim lying on his back in a wooded area suddenly being struck repeatedly in the face with a hammer held inside a plastic bag. The man’s face is completely bloodied and mashed beyond recognition however he continues to breathe and even raises his arms. One of the murderers then continually jabs the man in the stomach area and face with a screwdriver. The victim is then struck with the hammer again to ensure that he is dead. One of the murderers can also be seen smiling towards the camera in the video. The guys involved killed a total of 21 random, innocent people and are serving life in prison.
You can’t even describe how sick the guys from 3 Guys 1 Hammer are.
by Scarell May 25, 2010
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2 in the pink and 1 in the stink

The act of putting 2 fingers into a chicks vagina and 1 into her anus. Kind of like a bowling ball. It's a theoretical way you would pick a naked drunk chick off the floor. You would grab her like a bowling ball putting 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink. (pink = vagina, stink = butthole)

Could also be a sexual maneuver to pleasure a woman from 2 erotic zones at once without hurting her by only putting 1 finger in her butthole (the stink).
Our sex was incredible, at 1 point I had 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink.
by Miguel68 February 4, 2010
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1-2 business days

The amount of days every online retailer tells you to wait. It turns out one business day is about four regular days. Who would've thunk it?
Randy: "How come my order is still processing?"
Company: "Wait 1-2 business days."
*Shipped 8 days later*
by tastyresort July 16, 2019
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