Dirty Taco

After a female takes a shit, she then procedes to wipe back to front, spreading all the shit from her asshole to her vagina

Jeff: I was fucking this girl the other night and i swear she just gave herself a Dirty Taco

Chad: Ew! Gross!

by CanadianHobo April 26, 2017

Dirty Farcas Eduard Andrei

When you're having sex with a minor and shit on their dick, them they use the shit as lube then masturbate so hard that they cum on you and you start vaping and blowing the smoke in their ass and fisting them after

"Ay bro what happened last night, you were screaming?"
"I did a Dirty Farcas Eduard Andrei on that nigga"

by OmnitactX March 4, 2025

Dirty espinoza

When your husband is on the toilet, but your spouse/girlfriend has to vomit so he begins to spread his legs and vomit in the small gap, but as you flush it clogs.

I was in jamica taking a s*** and my wife did a dirty espinoza

by Boyum July 21, 2017

Dirty baelynn

Someone who is nice and is a good best friend and you should trust them with secrets etc... They will never leave your side, funny and will put you in a good mood:

My friend is a real “Dirty Baelynn” never gonna leave my side.

by AnonymousKiryu May 12, 2020

Dirty Evander

Making your girl shit in gladwrap and freezing it, then taking it out once frozen and using it as a dildo to fuck her with.

My girl really got off after i dirty evandered her.

by Spikeadoodle July 21, 2020

Dirty Aalish

When you run out of instant hot chocolate so you have to pick the dookie crust off of some ones asshole while being simultaneously buttfucked by two men/or women.

You also have to survive getting hit with shuriken's by highly trained dogs.

Oh my fucking god, did you see that video where she did a Dirty Aalish?? funniest shit ever.

by OLAPIR January 27, 2024

Dirty Anthony

When your sister walks in on you stroking your schlong to goth femboy hooters workers, so you shit in your hand and thundercunt it at her. She retaliates by stripping naked, shitting in her hand, rubbing it on her vagina, before throwing it at you. You then proceed to have a shit covered makeout sesh.

Our friend pulled a Dirty Anthony with his sister

by Diggin-in-me Douglas February 7, 2025