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dirty elote

When you finish during anal sex and have your partner suck on your white covered dick.
My partner was craving Mexican street food while in bed. I think Dirty Elote wasn’t what they meant.
by Sneaky_pete88 June 14, 2022
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Dirty Kilde

When you force a horse to fill your asshole with semen and then go 2 rounds with jonny sins using the cum as lube.
A friend of mine was pretty horny so i sugested he try a Dirty Kilde
by LeviathanGrandSock January 7, 2022
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Dirty Mr. Musband

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty Mr. Musband is performed by using the erect penis or finger to wipe one's own ejaculated seamen, retrieved from within the crack of the ass of the Kocho (preferred directly from the bunghole itself), onto the upper lip of the Kocho. Ejaculate may also be applied directly to the eyelids.
He gathered a frothy lump of man-expulsion from her ass hole and smeared it gleefully across her upper lip. She immediately replied, "Dirty Mr. Musband!"
by Ludwigofid September 17, 2014
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Dirty Wonka

Shoving a candy bar up your ass and shitting it in a person's mouth.
My buddy Bill was hungry so I gave him a dirty wonka.
by Wonkareffic November 16, 2022
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Dirty Garrison

When someone has sex in a fountain filled with ones mythical body fluids in the middle of a shopping mall.
I was trying to shop yesterday, of course someone was doing a Dirty Garrison
by Yaboi5790 December 9, 2021
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Dirty Bradley

When you're running a train on someone, they bend backwards, and toot: "Tanks for the Tip!" before exhaling a huge vape rip from their mouth funnel.
She wanted me to take her to Sodor so we did the Dirty Bradley!
by Reesa Round August 20, 2024
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Dirty thirsty hamster

The woman lays on her back across the bed as the guy stands over her presenting his penis like a hamster cage bottle does for a hamster only she’s upside down (dirty). And she sucks the penis in that position.
“Yo bro that girl was filth, she gave me the dirty thirsty hamster last night.”
by Williwaker_5 April 13, 2025
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