Person1: Apparently it’s National Peanut Jar day.
Person2: Oh yea we have to bow to any Peanut Jars seen today.
Person1: There’s one over there. Let’s go!
Person2: Oh yea we have to bow to any Peanut Jars seen today.
Person1: There’s one over there. Let’s go!
by MrPeanut’sGhost April 20, 2021

by mumkee August 22, 2024

On January 24is be weird day.So be weird people LIKE MEEEEEEEEEE! Well just be as weird as u like. You can kiss ur bff be awesome and weird
by Bagelwithcreamcheese November 2, 2019

SHE GRABBED MY DICK,SO I CHOKED HER.
NATIONAL GRAB DICK DAY -IS WHEN A GIRL CAN GRAB YOUR DICK FOR THE SHE DAY.
NATIONAL GRAB DICK DAY -IS WHEN A GIRL CAN GRAB YOUR DICK FOR THE SHE DAY.
by OGBRICK39 May 25, 2018

Guy 1: Yo its National Bucket Hat Day man.
Guy 2: Damn man, guess I have to wear my bucket hat!
Guy 1: Damn right.
Guy 2: Damn man, guess I have to wear my bucket hat!
Guy 1: Damn right.
by September Seventh September 8, 2021

The one, and only, day of the year that defines what America is about; Her Birthday! The 4th of July is the day that we, as Americans, committed treason against the patriarchy of the Kingdom of Great Britain by declaring our independence.
Today is National Treason Day! Let's go throw some Tea in the harbor to celebrate America's birthday!
by Irish Guacamole July 4, 2024

by Datway35 December 8, 2024
