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Dirty strap

A dirty strap is a gun that has been used to commit a crime or multiple crimes that can be traced back to that gun through ballistic testing or other methods if found on you.

It’s called a dirty strap because a strap is a gun and when it’s used in a crime it becomes “dirty” because if you get caught with it and it’s traced back to you you get the charge even if you didn’t do it you got caught with it dirty so it shows you likely did it and you’ll have a field day in court trying to prove otherwise.
A:”Did you hear about Jesse? They found him with a dirty strap and gave him 15 years for a shooting the gun was used in even though he didn’t do it.

G:”Damn that’s why I throw mine away the day they get dirty I just drive over to the bridge over the river but it in a bag and throw it in the water and bam dirty strap is gone!”
by XIV Soldier July 9, 2022
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Dirty Joe

When you get the lotion in hand about to bust a nut, then realize why jerk off your bitch baby dick when you can fuck your brother ky's wife.
So you pack your house up get your overnight bag. Wait for the moving company to pick up your belongings and then move over to your brother ky's house to fuck the shit out of his wife while he watches, and then you pull out that incest dick and watch your brother clean off your dick shuvel with his mouth.
Then ky will continue to eat your cum out his wife.
And then once the jealously kicks in ky then decides to get revenge, by no other then fucking his brother joe in return. Witch they both enjoy, while the wife sits back with a pussy full of incest cum.
Family motto is its not incest if it's in your best interest.
Dirty Joe. Ya good one we all nonits not incest if it's in your best interest.
by The start July 10, 2022
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Dirty Bergerac

When one receives felatio in a car. Preferably a nice car but not a necessity as what constitutes a nice car is very subjective
Karen gave me a dirty Bergerac on the M8 last night when I was taking us to get some Kirspy Kreme doughnuts through in Edinburgh
by Bergerac de dirty July 11, 2022
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Dirty Cornetto

After anal sex, an act of fellatio is performed on the erect post-rectal penis, slurping on the dingleberry
Rodney "how was your date with Skyler?"
Griffin: "crazy dude, after we had hella anal, she sucked my cock! Even the dingleberry on the tip."
Rodney: "hark, she's freaky! She sucked your Dirty Cornetto!"
by Martini Police July 13, 2022
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Dirty Kate

When a female dates a guy in Texas and ignores her friends to the point of being alone.
Ah did you hear how Sam pulled a dirty Kate? She's really alone now.
by Antieverything101 July 14, 2022
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Dirty Moses

1. The act of doing someone wrong with the full intent of screwing them over to an unfathomable degree.

2. Trolling someone with the end result being that they are left in a substantially worse position than before.
"did you hear that Josh took a dump in the foil liners of Matthew's stove top?"
"oh shit! That's dirty Moses"
by Heeeydevon July 14, 2022
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Dirty

1. used to describe when something is bad.
2. also used to describe something good.
1. person 1: Did you see the used transmission Paul Bought?
person 2: I did, its dirty.

2. person 1: Have you listened to that new album?
person 2: yeah I gave it a listen, its was so dirty, I loved it.
by Basementbarron July 15, 2022
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