National Make Out Day

May 23-30 is when you can make out with anyone you want (with consent ofc)

Jason: Its may 23rd! National make out day! lets make out

Gertrude: Okay

by Grandma bertha May 21, 2022

Dress like your s/o day

On October 17th you the reader will dress like your significant other for the entirety of that day，matching with a similar or exact replica of a common outfit they’re known for wearing.

“Why are you dressed like your boyfriend today?”
“Oh didn’t you hear? Todays dress like your s/o day”

by Youlovecoco October 12, 2022

National head day

You can give anyone head or you can receive head

" why tf are you sucking my d"

It's August 18 national head day
Oh then your next babe

by Moza24068 August 13, 2025

NATIONAL SPIT ON HAIR DAY

National spit on hair day is on Friday April 19. Spit on hair all day. FRFR. START YELLING WHEN SOMEONE GETS SPIT IN THE HAIR.

OH SHIT SHE JUST SPIT IN HER HAIR AHHHH EVERYONE YELLS! NATIONAL SPIT ON HAIR DAY

by neksozkdkwiskwkmwmwkxixdi April 18, 2019

National cheat on your man day

Today is a free pass to cheat on your man/husband JUST THIS ONCE!!

Defined by: July 9th is National Cheat on your man day!

by tacoboy67 July 9, 2025

Guy Fucks Day

It’s a day to celebrate the Guy. He knows who he is.

Happy Guy Fucks Day! What’s the dude’s name who is Matt on Avenue 5?

by dingusmaximvs January 3, 2024

National Send Soapy Tits Pic Day

The perfect day to send some lovely soapy boobsta piccaroonies to a loved one.

Bro: Dude...why did you send me photos of you in the shower?
Dude: Cause bro, its march first, duh.
Bro: what?
Dude: national send soapy tits pic day.

by lovewizard March 1, 2025