A man who tries to do 69 position with his partner in bed at 2:31 am. He jumps on top of him/her and pumps white juice like a factory of cum. He keeps jumping until he can’t. He gets blue balls and sits down like a robot with his balls turning blue. When the man or woman tries to give him head, it hurts.
Ronald McDonald then comes in and gives him sloppy doggy style until he can’t anymore.
After he is done and can’t hook up with anyone, he fucks his waffle-daffy taffy mcstaffy mustard white nosed hairy smelly boxer.
Ronald McDonald then comes in and gives him sloppy doggy style until he can’t anymore.
After he is done and can’t hook up with anyone, he fucks his waffle-daffy taffy mcstaffy mustard white nosed hairy smelly boxer.
by ellodad January 26, 2021
Get the Dirty Sextonmug. A dirty erm is when a sharply dressed man will try to lure other closeted men into a wild homosexual orgy that wraps up with a cheeky reach-around for the top while vampiric music is in the background.
“Look at that guy wearing chrome hearts with Balenciaga, he is probably listens to playboi carti and looking for people to do a dirty erm.”
by Jamal Carson September 18, 2025
Get the Dirty Ermmug. A midget simp with a pepperoni stuck up his anus. The small creature enjoys licking fingers whilst urinating.Also his head is made from mozzarella.
by Dirty Thao July 12, 2020
Get the Dirty Thaomug. by Forgive_me/I'm sorry September 25, 2021
Get the Dirty Jeremymug. by hahaimgay April 15, 2020
Get the Dirty Squidnneymug. Somewhat of an alaskan dragon but worse someone who sticks their dick in your ass while you shit and then proceeds to stick it in your mouth as they cum and clamp your mouth shut
by Jhovany November 11, 2020
Get the dirty bienmug. My cousin wanted me to nutt on her finger so she can put it in my ass. She called this a Dirty Willy.
by Jack sing-off October 3, 2020
Get the Dirty Willymug.