UR MUM

What you say when you have nothing to do when you get roasted.

Well, Guess what, UR MUM

by SUSSyBAKacough January 15, 2022

ur mom

ur mom is always with you, unlike your dad who left for milk and never came back

Ur mom gay!
I know, I have two moms

by TheBestPerson(Nadia) November 12, 2019

ur mom

The most clever response to any insult ever.

mean person: ur ugly lol
smart person: ur mom

by Dessanotter November 22, 2021

ur mom

your mother, birthgiver, ur dads wife/gf/one night stand.

i fucked ur mom gerald

GOD DAMNIT GERALD

by daddyclifford September 22, 2021

Ur mom

A comeback for pretty much anything tbh

Examples:
Person 1: Hey smell this, it smells like blueberry
Person 2: -sniff sniff- EWW WHAT IS IN THAT THING?!
Person 1: Ur mom
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Another Example:
Carter: Omg, are you dumb?! Humans BREATHE air, not memes!
Julie: Oh, well your mom does. And so do I.
Carter: ...Well...ummm...I-...
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AND ANOTHER EXAMPLE
James: Oh come on, can't you play football with me today?
Liam: Well, the thing is I have a to-do list every day now.

James: Oh...well what's one thing on it?
Liam: Ur mom

James: ...
James: Uhm...oh look, my football is running-errr rolling away! I'll see you tommorow!
Liam:

by RANDOM HOT CHEETO December 12, 2021

ur mum

a slut;an old hag

what u doing

:ur mum

by emo2419 January 11, 2020

ur mom

the fattesd thing in the world

ur mom is fat

by Mr. hoya October 30, 2023