Thanksgiving Tree

A Christmas tree that is put up way too early, Mainly near Thanksgiving

Wow Disney put up their Thanksgiving Tree Again

by JazzToast November 20, 2018

Wise Mystical Tree

a fucking wise ass mystical tree

shitter: oh hello wise mystical tree

tree: looks at you

by 🤦🏾‍♂️🔫😍 October 9, 2022

Blue Tree

To destroy or get rid of a masterpiece because you want to make a quick buck, even if you already were.

Originating from what happened to Blue Tree Phuket water park in Thailand.

Never Blue Tree yourself. Think of your fans and friends and recognize your own legacy.

by Trashmenger February 23, 2025

Kayleigh Tree

Kayleigh Tree is a cool chick. She’s very chill but she has very serious daddy issues. Her daddy issues are so bad that her boyfriend is the closest thing she has to a daddy. Kayleigh is very short and has very long toes. She spends her free time watching the TV show Euphoria or crushing on Zendaya. She also spends her free time hanging out with her boyfriend and they ‘watch’ movies together. Kayleigh also has potty issues as she averages 0.8 poops a week. Kayleigh is lactose intolerant so if she has any dairy then she will torment her toilet with her smelly shits and farts.

Person 1: Is that Kayleigh Tree?
Person 2: No, that’s a troll.
Person 1: Oh sorry, they look very similar.

by anonymous January 30, 2022

Tree-tard

A degrading or endearing term for lumberjacks and foresters, usually directed towards students who know way too much about dendrology

"Hey, look at all the tree-tards walking to lumberjack class"

by TimberJack26 September 11, 2023

Tree people

Figment of your imagination until they climb down the tree and place you under arrest

We've got to get home before dark because the tree people are waiting

by Jacked Hammer June 6, 2025

Tree squirts

When tree sap explodes from the base into ones eyes

Yo, after cutting that pine, I got hit in the eye by some tree squirts

by Baysejump January 13, 2021