Samantha is a girl who usually copies her friends, and wants to be better than who she is. She tends to try to make herself more interesting by lying. She uses her friends for money, and gossips about them whenever she can. She always brings up her friends in every conversation she can in a negative way, she is pretty and nice but a snake. She steals money, jewelry, jokes, and clothes. She twists words into bad ways. She wants to ruins people’s lives and reputations. She likes to do this to the people she knows and likes best. Do not be a friend with a Sam, unless you know she never lies.
???: I’ve told you to stop lying, or else i won’t be your friend anymore
Sam: ok, i promise
the next day.
friend 1: Sam is starting to tell me horrible stuff about you
friend 2: Hey, *friend 1’s name* get away from him/her! She’s a terrible person!
???: but that isn’t true!!
friend 2: well Sam would never lie to us!!! I’m gonna tell everybody to not be your friend! you heartless brat!!
Sam: ok, i promise
the next day.
friend 1: Sam is starting to tell me horrible stuff about you
friend 2: Hey, *friend 1’s name* get away from him/her! She’s a terrible person!
???: but that isn’t true!!
friend 2: well Sam would never lie to us!!! I’m gonna tell everybody to not be your friend! you heartless brat!!
by JamieGorl27 October 27, 2019
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Get the Sam mug.Sam is guy, he is nice from what you can tell. He probably watches anime, or plays sorta gay video games like for honour, or R6. He’s a guy that is attractive, & you probably like him, & that’s why you’re searching his name, he is sweet & has a huge, mega faggot sense of humour, that you find lowkey-highkey funny. His friends are loser, but that doesn’t matter because he is loyal & a kind hearted person. He doesn’t open up very easily, but seems to be the soft kind. He is a dummy, but you learn to love it. he is insecure, he doesn’t always ask, but he needs to reassured. He is humble, anyways I need to hurry this up because I am legit about to shit my pants & I don’t want to shit my pants thanks.
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Get the sam fallacy mug.The Split-Attraction Model. For those who identify their sexual orientation and romantic orientation differently, for instance biromantic homosexual, aromantic heteroexual, asexual homoromantic, or other identities along these lines. Some people wish to seperate their identities in this manner, however some do not, and are often called non-SAM insert orientation.
Kim: Martha identifies as a non-SAM aromantic, meaning they do not identify with any sexuality, and feel little to no romantic attraction
Tom: What.
Kim: She doesn't identify with the SAM. Just check the other UD links it'll make sense eventually.
Tom: What.
Kim: She doesn't identify with the SAM. Just check the other UD links it'll make sense eventually.
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