I picked on that nerd Bill Gates as a kid. Now he has me on janitor duty in the microsoft headquarters.
by uuuuuuuuggggg February 3, 2015
Get the Nerdmug. When you go around in Urban Dictionary posting random nimcompoops like when you are attracted to a girl who has bread crumbs in her hair like when a North Pole of a magnet finds a South Pole of a magnet. Especially you don't know whether you're the North or the South pole. Or if you don't even darn know what a magnet is.
Hitler (spies one of his soldiers are playing on a phone near a time-machine): Whatcha doin'?
Soldier (without looking up from his phone): Playing with urbandictionary and posting about you.
Hitler (surprised there is stuff like phones): It's good! Lemme see. (Hitler snatches the phone.)
Soldier: I'd better scram and run...
Hitler (brings up his bazooka): YOU ARE AN urban-nerd-absurd.
Soldier: But you have to capitilize all the letters in your sentence......
Hitler:DIE!
Soldier (without looking up from his phone): Playing with urbandictionary and posting about you.
Hitler (surprised there is stuff like phones): It's good! Lemme see. (Hitler snatches the phone.)
Soldier: I'd better scram and run...
Hitler (brings up his bazooka): YOU ARE AN urban-nerd-absurd.
Soldier: But you have to capitilize all the letters in your sentence......
Hitler:DIE!
by DrW8ty February 13, 2021
Get the urban-nerd-absurdmug. Damon is a average nerd with glasses and ugly clothes, but what nobody realises is that he is really a depressed son of a bitch who is strong as fuck and could beat you up.
by Why are you even here? March 5, 2020
Get the Damon nerdmug. Someone who knows and loves everything about Culver's, the fast food establishment founded in 1984 in Wisconsin. The word is in reference to one of the most iconic menu items, cheese curds, as well as the general identity associated with Culver's.
He must really be a curd nerd, he was going on about the different flavour of the days for at least an hour yesterday.
by ItsRandxm February 28, 2024
Get the Curd Nerdmug. a person that wears large glasses pimples all over their face,buck teeth with braces,suspenders,bow tie,slacks,loafers,pocket protector,math books,pen in front pocket, scientific calculator,project paper,laptop,large watch,and etc....
by Nerd_ February 10, 2023
Get the Nerdmug. A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
by Joseph kingeth January 24, 2022
Get the Nerd neckmug.