Bad Best Friend

someone who lies alot to you and behind your back. someone who pisses you off all the time. They say they will hang but then they dont and they go hang with some other bitchy chick who she knows you hate. A bad best friend will say they will never do something.....and they do it. Bad best friends lie about secrets to make you feel sorry for them. They destroy your heart and your insides until you cant take it anymore. Thats when the victim gets sent to a crazy place or they commit sudicide.

Bad Best Friend: I will never get on *this website*
victim: Good. im happy you never lie.
Bad Best Friend: yup. BFF!

LATER THAT WEEK

lalala *goes to website to see stuff*
victim: HUH?! what are you doing?
Bad Best Friend: nothin.
victim: Oh OK! then i must be retarded cause it looks like your talking about me to her! and THAT CREEPER!
Bad Best Friend: oh well i didnt do thatt. myy bad.
victim; SHUT UP YOU STUPID WHORE LIAR!

NO MORE BEST FRIENDS FOREVER BITCH!

by BackStabbedByThatLlama February 6, 2010

Norwegian bad-trip

Getting so high on shrooms you accidentally rape, pillage and conquer parts of England

This shit is so strong i got a Norwegian bad-trip

by Fjellanger January 3, 2018

Bad Haircut Boys

A group of middle school overweight kids who live in your small town and drive their parents' lawnmowers through the neighborhood displaying their awesomely bad haircut, asking you to play Yu-Gi-Oh!

"Why is that fat kid driving a lawnmower on the sidewalk pulling another kid on a sleigh in the middle of July?"

"Oh, he's just a Bad Haircut Boy."

by (Matt) May 19, 2005

Bad News Baars

This is a quite versatile phrase that has been making it way around the corners of the internet for a while now, but has yet to be discovered and understood by most the communities out there.

It can be used as an adjective in warning, in regards to creepiness on the internet, or as a noun in context with online creeps.

"Did you hear about that guy who sent dick pics to that underage girl?"
"That's Bad News Baars."

"I just joined this discord server, with a few cute guys in it"
"Careful, Discord servers are Bad News Baars"

by Yeeyeeasshaircut January 18, 2021

bad brain day

A day when nothing anyone says to you makes sense, nothing you say makes sense to anyone else (including yourself), following directions proves problematic and items which should be readily locatable cannot be found (or are found only after much searching on top of one's head).

I knew it was going to be a bad brain day when I finally located my keys in the drawer where I always keep them, my glasses on top of my head, and remembered only after entering the now empty garage that my wife had earlier mentioned that it was her yoga day, which meant she was taking the car.

by maximo hudson June 29, 2009

me bad self

to assert ones authority and highlight there skills.

stop folling dogs ya best check me bad self.

by Iazais and Ashlizzle November 27, 2003

"Lifetime movie bad"

One of the lowest critiques a movie can ever receive. Lifetime movie bad is commonly used to describe a movie that tackles "women's issues" with excess drama, mediocre actors, and a lame script, while the movie ends with a cliche "I live in the suburbs" ending.

Dude, "A Walk to Remember" was not even awful. It was "Lifetime movie bad".

by Illiterate children in February 17, 2008