Peter theory

When one has both a MILF and a DILF but looks more like a Bob(the most ordinary person ever). The genes did not carry over to the child.

Person 1: “bro his parents are hot as hell”
Person 2: “yea he looks nothing like them tho, he looks normal”
Person 1: “yea that’s just peter theory”

by Lilwilly. October 23, 2023

Peter syndrome

A disease or illness that causes a person to be so brutally filled with anger , rage , hatred for no reason

Jesus Christ he’s having menstrual problems or he has Peter syndrome

by Mya G February 28, 2022

Peter’s loud bird screeches

Louder than:
-Mariah carrey’s high notes
-an airplane passing by your house
-your mom yelling at you for not cooking the rice.

Peter: ÊËĘEEEEEÉYYYŸYYYyyyyyyyyyYyyYyyyY HUUÜÛÜUUUHÙŪÜUUUUUÜHHHÜÛUUUUUU AUUUUGHHOOOAOAOAAOOAAO HUEHURHAHEHEAHE IEEEYYYIIEIEIE PPPOOPOO REEEEE
someone: what the HELL was that?
Peter’s friends: peter’s loud bird screeches.

by theasianpotato September 21, 2019

Peter

A athletic fat boy who has big dreams. The kid is funny when he wants to be but other times he is just super annoying. He cares a lot about his friends even though he messes up ever other day. He is a pretty popular dude and has decent looks. He loves numbers with 3 in it and he is a very special kid. He mainly plays football, baseball, and basketball but he has a big size so his weight is very helpful. Overall the kid is a legend so never ever lose him.

Peter is a bloody legend who loves food, friends, and family.

by Irishboyleo April 18, 2019

peter vien

small dicked entity, incapable of thinking outside the sexual realm

"How did your hookup go with that one guy at the party."
"He was a total Peter Vien."
"Damn that sucks."

by checkmysilvacuumia October 30, 2017

peter völk

best butchery!

Peter Völk is the best butchery in the world!

by ImBlackMexxx January 3, 2017

Peter

the type of guy to get 0 bitches throughout his life time.

Peter quit talking shit and go get some pussy.

by dungaladoo February 23, 2023