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Sister Golden Hair

Well, I tried to make it Sunday, but I got so damn depressed
That I set my sights on Monday and I got myself undressed
I ain't ready for the altar but I do agree there's times
When a woman sure can be a friend of mine
Well, I keep on thinkin' 'bout you
Sister Golden Hair surprise
And I just can't live without you
Can't you see it in my eyes?
I've been one poor correspondent
And I've been too, too hard to find
But it doesn't mean you ain't been on my mind
Will you meet me in the middle?
Will you meet me in the air?
Will you love me just a little?
Just enough to show you care?
Well, I tried to fake it
I don't mind sayin', I just can't make it
Well, I keep on thinkin' 'bout you
Sister Golden Hair surprise
And I just can't live without you
Can't you see it in my eyes?
Now I've been one poor correspondent
And I've been too, too hard to find
But it doesn't mean you ain't been on my mind
Will you meet me in the middle?
Will you meet me in the air?
Will you love me just a little?
Just enough to show you care?
Well, I tried to fake it
I don't mind sayin', I just can't make it
by Death Menace April 26, 2023
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elder golden retriever husband

The evolution of the Golden retriever boyfriend, the Elder golden retriever husband, who is easy going, playful, and silly like his golden retriever counter part, but with way more snap, crackle, and pops, who craves a daily nap in the sun. He still sees himself as having his 22 yr old body and will act as such and then spend 2 days recovering from the shenanigans he got into with his kids.
'Wasn't your husband just complaining about his knee pain? Where did he go?'

In the back ground 'kids don't do this!' As my husband leaps off the high dive attempting a back flip landing on his back.

'Yup, that's my elder golden retriever husband'
by Jamesbrit September 3, 2023
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golden reservoir

Pissing over top of someone but them not getting wet. Pissing in a bottle laying sideways on top rack.
I was top rack had to piss so I golden reservoired in a bottle
by 8008132 April 27, 2023
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The Golden Choke

When performing dominance during sexual intercourse, one may successfully allow the other partner(s) to reach orgasm by performing a well-done choke. This act is also representative of either the choker or the one being choked.

Also, referred to as choking during sexual intercourse or erotic asphyxiation.
"Last night was so tantric and sensual. The Golden Choke gets me every time!"
by thegoldenchoke June 22, 2016
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Golden retriever

1. Type of dog, usually a bit wild but wholesome, a bit dumb, but nice

2. Someone who has the personality of a golden retriever, as stated above what that is
Friend 1: "Wow Brandon is so chaotic and nice"
Friend 2: "Yeah, he is such a Golden retriever"
by Games_Much February 6, 2023
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The Golden Shotglass

The challenge of drinking a shotglass full of piss
Shane was challenged to drink the Golden Shotglass
by Mutablefilly72 November 26, 2019
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Golden Deposit

The act of a man peeing down another man's Urethra.
"Hi Mike! Can't wait to leave you a nice Golden Deposit!"
by GoldenDespositCreator1 October 29, 2023
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