Five

The 58 year old drama queen from The Umbrella Academy

"Who's that adorable kid from The Umbrella Academy?"
"Oh that's Five. And he's actually 58."

by scaredpottah? February 24, 2019

fives

a five-dollar bill.

"Joe counted his money: six fives and three twenties"

by Arminkshipper May 4, 2025

Five-Dick torso

A Unit of measurement based on your Dick length vs her torso length.

That girl has an five-dick torso for sure.

Brittany’s a real four-dicker.

by Catwater311 May 8, 2021

Five nights at freddys

a game where when you die, you have the temp to throw your device across the room. Or, you just try again like a boring person

Me: Ugh I died!

*throws device across room*
Parent: Why did you do that?!
Me: Oh, I just died in five nights at freddys.

by bas!c b!n December 4, 2020

Forty-five

A statement made that is verifiably false; Utter bullshit; untrue

“While she believed the YouTube report to be factual, it turned out to be total forty-five.”

by OTTRoughRiders March 19, 2021

Minus Five

What a grumpy ashcraft says to kids in class or also talan mitchells weight in tons

MINUS FIVE BOY

by @^<[[×?×× ;&#*@((@# 260o8 d s August 5, 2025

Jedi Five

Taking mushrooms, cocaine, molly, ketamine, and acid.

Me and James ripped the Jedi Five last night.

by Bing Dongusly February 26, 2025