Dutch Rum

Dutch is a closeted homosexual who dresses like an E-Boy. He cannot keep a girl for more than 5 seconds. And airdrops micro penis pics

Are those two males making out the must be Dutch Rum’s

by IsaacGilespieeeee November 13, 2019

Being dutch卐

You are a person of which should off themselves

"Hey jimmy wanna fuck?"

"Nah cba"
"Ffs u are such a dutch person" Being dutch卐

by DwarfKing February 12, 2021

Dead Man’s Hand Dutch Rudder

When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.

“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”

by The Gaudy Ginger February 10, 2021

Dutch muffin 2.0

The one’s capability of shitting in one others eyes and eating it, while doing so you hop on one’s penis twirl around then poop on that to.

“I love giving Dutch muffins 2.0.” Or “I’ll give you a Dutch muffin 2.0.”

by FunnyGirlb May 9, 2025

dutch swan

Having someone complete the act of masturbation by pulling up and down on the forearm whith one leg up, while the male holds his own penis(reach around leg for better results).

Mustang and Sally try dutch swan because why not!?

by Dreamscrusher November 1, 2017

english from the dutch

Fuck, blunts (weed wrapped in tobacco)

Shooting hoes with lipstick silver bullets! (Mixin' shit ,kama, like a beat) separate the english from the dutch (smoke a blunt)

by Al bluka June 9, 2019

DUTCH CRUTCH

When your fart pops up the wrong way, forward farts so to speak

Taking it in turns to dutch oven each other......

"Oh yeah, we dutch crutch each other all the time"

"oh, that smells like Dutch crutch"

by Tmunchkin December 6, 2019