"The act of three men standing in a triangular shape and aiming there penises at each other, seeing who can get there jizzz on the other two people"
"Sorry mate, me and the boys can't come out tonight, we're celebrating Ronald's birthday by doing a Mexican Standoff"
by autistic_pervert100 January 2, 2026
Get the Mexican Standoff mug.Police stand-down where police services are temporarily suspended to a region for a police intervention
1, busy signal or calls redirected to police services msg loop
2, wait time for 911 emergency police services in excess of 3 hour wait times. Police will also down grade 911 call to disturbance call and never show up (abandoned in sheltering situation)
1, busy signal or calls redirected to police services msg loop
2, wait time for 911 emergency police services in excess of 3 hour wait times. Police will also down grade 911 call to disturbance call and never show up (abandoned in sheltering situation)
Police stand-down where police services are temporarily suspended to a region for a police intervention.
by Modern Women January 5, 2026
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I don't think one-night stands work on jersey shore, because you will probably see that guy again. It's more like a jersey shore stand.
by LGAKHC May 27, 2010
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\ˌa-pə-ˈlā-ch(ē-)ən, -ˈla-, -sh(ē-)ən\
a native or resident of the Appalachian mountain area
The Appalachian Standard is a sexual position in which a male homosapien has a female in the standard missionary position while having her large breast in the headlock.
\ˌa-pə-ˈlā-ch(ē-)ən, -ˈla-, -sh(ē-)ən\
a native or resident of the Appalachian mountain area
The Appalachian Standard is a sexual position in which a male homosapien has a female in the standard missionary position while having her large breast in the headlock.
As he thrusted his purple headed warrior into her quirvering mound of love pudding; he carefully positioned himself to conquer her large breast in the The Appalachian standard sexual position.
by JayT.P a.k.a frognuts November 25, 2011
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Rob: Tell me about it.
Bob: But after some thought, I think I get it.
Rob: Total one mind stand.
Rob: Tell me about it.
Bob: But after some thought, I think I get it.
Rob: Total one mind stand.
by C.O.B. December 7, 2011
Get the One Mind Stand mug.The act of adding a player to one's fantasy football team for one week, then dropping him from your team the next week. The most likely candidates for one week stands are back-up players stepping in for injured starters and players who have an underwhelming showing during their short time with one's team.
When I found out that Adrian Peterson was injured and would not play Week 14, I had a one week stand with Toby Gerhart. His 16 points made it a gratifying one.
by classygentleman7 December 19, 2011
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boy a) I'll borrow money from your parents, Andrew, to play poker with some buddies.
Andrew : I am sick and tired of supporting your stupid poker habit. I have decided on my parents' behalf that i won't stand for it that you borrow money from them. Go get a better paying job.
Andrew : I am sick and tired of supporting your stupid poker habit. I have decided on my parents' behalf that i won't stand for it that you borrow money from them. Go get a better paying job.
by Sexydimma July 28, 2012
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