there's a pickle in my pocket

Something someone yells in a line at school to signal a teacher is walking by when the kids are texting.

Kid 1: "I'm texting nancy this picture o--"
Kid 2: "THERE'S A PICKLE IN MY POCKET!"
All kids in hallway: *puts phones in pockets stealthily"

by Guy Yohanson? December 13, 2009

Utah Hot Pocket

When a dead zombie who is old and crusty goes to a church and magicaly prays for a tide pod hot pocket and shoves it a 17 year old thottie's ass and fucks her vigerously and then leaves her on the bed the fills a bath with tide pods and puts on a sexy ass zombie bra from his ex thottie wife who is still alive with her 5 year old sister while she is only 1 year older then throws the teen thottie into the sexy tide pod bath and shoves 5 tide pods in her pussy and they all explode then...HE FUCKS HER AGAIN

Maranda:My grandpa died 3 nights ago
Faith:Lets hope he doesnt rise and give you a Utah Hot Pocket

by jungkookloveshotpockets June 21, 2018

Mississippi Cold Pocket

When you take a long piece of feces that you have made and freeze it, later shoving it up your partner's nose, then shoving it in your partner's vagina causing it to melt into diarrhea which is then soaked up with rice and put into the blender and made into a smoothie, then the partners throw the smoothie up in each others' anuses.

Me and my girl do the Mississippi cold pocket errday.

by WaffleOnAKite June 20, 2013

California Hot Pocket

When a person uses the outer shelling of a hot pocket, deficates in it, then finally gives it to an unexpecting person to eat.

Dude I gave Cavan the worst California Hot Pocket yesterday it got all over his face.

by Tnasty6993 October 1, 2008

pocket full of lies

a lie that can lead up to other lies. usually a lie made by a jack ass

"Donna's mom is gonna be a whore in seattle."

"Dude, thats a pocket full of lies and you know it!"

by Honcho//Spadez July 15, 2010

[Hand to Pocket disease]

a person who has a hard time paying for things, not for lack of money, but lack of wanting to spend their own money.

"last night I went out with JT and once again got stuck with the bill."
"Uh oh, he might have caught Hand to Pocket disease, I hear it has been going around"

by Hope Snow February 21, 2009

Front Pocket Guilt

Direct Guilt. Saying something to make someone else feel bad, but not disguising the guilt in any way. Directly giving them the guilt instead of hinting at it. Usually to gain something desired, such as food or money, etc.

Son/Daughter: "Mom! I so hungry. You haven't fed me all day! Make me something!"
Mom: "Make it yourself, Front Pocket Guilt doesn't work on me."

by Morokai April 19, 2014