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To Phineas someone

To be as oblivious to someone's feelings as Phineas was to Isabella's.

The person you Phineas gets Phineas'd.

Not to be confused with "to finesse".
You really don't want to Phineas someone, it really stings.

I thought you were making it very obvious that you liked her, but you got Phineas'd.
by Phineerb December 27, 2020
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Trucker phone

Traffics backed up again better bust out the ol' trucker phone!
by CracklingArtMaster March 9, 2021
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motorola phone

ghetto phone that lil peep always references.
motorola phone i ain’t going home” -drive by by lil peep
by registeredflexoffender May 21, 2021
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New-Phone Theory

When you are out of ideas to tell your friend why he cannot get a girlfriend, or female attraction. So you have to be nice and say it’s the quality of his camera, say he needs a new phone.
No Jacob, you’re not ugly. Just get a new phone, the women will be all around you! It’s called the New-Phone Theory!
by Djay_man July 7, 2021
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Samsung phone

pile of horseshit that have shitty cameras. Shit battery.
Friend:Samsung phones are better then iPhone

Me: kill yourself
by Samsung’s…dogshit July 16, 2021
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business phone

When in the stage of talking on snapchat with 15+ girls your phone is classified as the term Business Phone. Just snapping and not trying to get anywhere but merely sending pictures of your face back and forth is not a Business Phone. Your end goal most of the time is to get as much sex from different girls as possible (Annino method). In some cases you are narrowing down the possibility to who you want to date (Leavitt method).

What is the talking stage?

The talking stage is when both parties are interested in each other they have gone on a date or two, and yet they both still want to explore their options before picking theirs.

Both methods use the talking stage in different ways.

The Leavitt Method uses it as getting to know the girl and flirt and see how she responds and the male wants to pursue a future with them.

The Annino Method used it as a way to make the girl feel safe and then she opens up and soon enough the male has gotten his dick wet and they aren’t even in a relationship.

WARNING: The Business Phone is a cruel business and not meant for the mental stability of some people.

saying this for legal reasons.

I do not condone anyone trying what is said in this definition.
Tim’s business phone has been booming since 2018.
by Patrick McMurphy August 12, 2021
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Business Phone

When in the stage of talking on snapchat with 20 or more girls your phone is classified as the term Business Phone. Just snapping and not trying to get anywhere but merely sending pictures of your face back and forth is not a Business Phone. Your end goal most of the time is to get as much sex from different girls as possible (Annino method). In some cases you are narrowing down the possibility to who you want to date (Leavitt method).

What is the talking stage?

The talking stage is when both parties are interested in each other they have gone on a date or two, and yet they both still want to explore their options before picking theirs.

Both methods use the talking stage in different ways.

The Leavitt Method uses it as getting to know the girl and flirt and see how she responds and the male wants to pursue a future with them.

The Annino Method used it as a way to make the girl feel safe and then she opens up and soon enough the male has gotten his dick wet and they aren’t even in a relationship.

WARNING: The Business Phone is a cruel business and not meant for the mental stability of some people.

saying this for legal reasons.

I do not condone anyone trying what is said in this definition.
Jarret has girls at his house every night. I heard his Business Phone is bigger than 100 girls
by Patrick McMurphy August 12, 2021
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