At SUNY Maritime, we have a tradition of Mugs giving each other a "Sloppy Joe." A "Sloppy Joe" is the act of rubbing and tugging until you get some baby batter in your hand. Walk up to a friend or foe and give them an old slap in the face with your baby juice. To make it extra sloppy, rub your hands together and get your protein shake extra tacky.
by DomerDDoijiojoij September 15, 2017
When a man performs fellatio on a homeless man that hasn’t showered in months then he takes the load in his mouth and uses a big gulp straw to blow it in the homeless mans ass and gets cum farted all over his face
by Hatchet harry February 24, 2022
Paul: (to himself) I'm going to do a Joe, and just leave. *walks away*
Andrew: Do you know where Paul went?
Grant: I think he just did a Joe, and left without saying anything.
Andrew: I'm glad he's gone. He never contributes to our conversations!
Andrew: Do you know where Paul went?
Grant: I think he just did a Joe, and left without saying anything.
Andrew: I'm glad he's gone. He never contributes to our conversations!
by Paul Allen from P&P November 20, 2020
by joesmall November 09, 2020
Old Vietnam veteran with a little bit of ptsd. He will yell at you for no reason and say shit like “lacrosse is a physical sport”. He will also teach you the most pointless things in your life.
by Bomb squad boyz March 26, 2019