Road pimple

Wombat on an Australian road

All most hit a road pimple

That fucking road pimple almost fucked my car

Fucking road pimple

by Dizzy123_4 December 4, 2025

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Road cockroach

Any variant of the gmt400 and gmt800 platform (1988-2007 Chevy/gmc trucks) also known as HOSSMOBILE. GOBBLESS

SENT FROM MY BOTTOM TEXT

BARB TOOK THE ROAD COCKROACH TO HOSS’S TRAILER FOR HOT DOGS GOBBLESS

by HAMMERHOSS December 13, 2025

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Road Potatoes

When the girl riding with you puts your whole ballsack in her mouth like a sack of potatoes

Jane and I went on our second date last night and she gave me road potatoes on the way home

by JackMehoff69 December 25, 2025

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Road Potatoes

When a girl riding with you performs oral sex by placing your entire ballsack in her mouth like a sack of potatoes

Me and Jill went on our second date last night and she gave me road potatoes on the way home!

by JackMehoff69 December 25, 2025

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Road snarf

The act of gustly eating the driver's butt while they operate a vehicle, similar to that of giving "road head".

Fuck road head, I need a little road snarf on our trip to Michigan.

by Aceconti December 26, 2025

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When you are on the bus and get stopped at a red light, and another bus pulls up in the lane next to you. The driver is a road comrade, and your driver will salute them in respect, and if you are lucky, will start speaking fluent Russian. Witnessing the interaction between a bus driver and a road comrade is said to bring about joyous and happy times to come.

As the bus stopped at the pedestrian crossing, my bus driver saluted a pulled up road comrade with a few Russian phrases before continuing on his way.

by Vladimir Gluten June 27, 2021

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