Something someone yells in a line at school to signal a teacher is walking by when the kids are texting.
Kid 1: "I'm texting nancy this picture o--"
Kid 2: "THERE'S A PICKLE IN MY POCKET!"
All kids in hallway: *puts phones in pockets stealthily"
Kid 2: "THERE'S A PICKLE IN MY POCKET!"
All kids in hallway: *puts phones in pockets stealthily"
by Guy Yohanson? December 13, 2009
Get the there's a pickle in my pocketmug. When a dead zombie who is old and crusty goes to a church and magicaly prays for a tide pod hot pocket and shoves it a 17 year old thottie's ass and fucks her vigerously and then leaves her on the bed the fills a bath with tide pods and puts on a sexy ass zombie bra from his ex thottie wife who is still alive with her 5 year old sister while she is only 1 year older then throws the teen thottie into the sexy tide pod bath and shoves 5 tide pods in her pussy and they all explode then...HE FUCKS HER AGAIN
by jungkookloveshotpockets June 21, 2018
Get the Utah Hot Pocketmug. When you take a long piece of feces that you have made and freeze it, later shoving it up your partner's nose, then shoving it in your partner's vagina causing it to melt into diarrhea which is then soaked up with rice and put into the blender and made into a smoothie, then the partners throw the smoothie up in each others' anuses.
by WaffleOnAKite June 20, 2013
Get the Mississippi Cold Pocketmug. When a person uses the outer shelling of a hot pocket, deficates in it, then finally gives it to an unexpecting person to eat.
by Tnasty6993 October 1, 2008
Get the California Hot Pocketmug. AP exam grader that is known for giving high scores even if the exam is not up to par. This can be applied to all test graders.
“Yo Joe how did you do on the AP Exam.” Said Abe
“I think I did fine, but I hope I get the hot pocket guy.” Said Joe
“Yeah the hot pocket guy makes it an easy 5 on the AP exam.” Said Abe
“I think I did fine, but I hope I get the hot pocket guy.” Said Joe
“Yeah the hot pocket guy makes it an easy 5 on the AP exam.” Said Abe
by Joe Abraham June 3, 2019
Get the Hot Pocket Guymug. Direct Guilt. Saying something to make someone else feel bad, but not disguising the guilt in any way. Directly giving them the guilt instead of hinting at it. Usually to gain something desired, such as food or money, etc.
Son/Daughter: "Mom! I so hungry. You haven't fed me all day! Make me something!"
Mom: "Make it yourself, Front Pocket Guilt doesn't work on me."
Mom: "Make it yourself, Front Pocket Guilt doesn't work on me."
by Morokai April 19, 2014
Get the Front Pocket Guiltmug. A poorly run for profits workplace that for some reason doesn't have enough money to pay its employees fairly in comparison to their production. A symptom of a shallow pockets workplace is raises that are raises less than 2.50$.
by BeatMeatRepeat November 12, 2022
Get the Shallow pockets workplacemug.