goober neck

Caillin mf Greer

Caillin is a goober neck bitch

by Goober neck December 10, 2023

Turtle-Necking

A person who is shitting in a public restroom but someone walks in so you have to hold it mid-shit.

My bro was turtle-necking in the school bathroom, but so was his friend.

by Mistress of ALL things shit December 12, 2023

thicc necking

When you're Tony the Tiger watching GameAttack while eating some flakes to make your neck fayyer

I'm over here thicc necking with Bolen and Greyson

by Doorgoo November 12, 2018

Red Neck Birth Control

A form of contraception using any strong household cleaners and chemicals in general with a funnel and vaginal cavity.

"You'll need that red neck birth control if you don't cum in the bum."

Synonym:Cactus or that weird thing behind my bed in 3rd grade, I mean was it a Lego covered in fuzz? I don't know man I'm no expert..

by Jack Gomez November 20, 2018

necked

the act of getting whacked on the neck afternoon looking at someone’s hand if you’re playing the “circle game,” where you make an “okay” sign with your hand under your waist, and if someone looks at it, you get to hit them on the neck, arm, or shoulder.

Johnny: He was caught lacking and got necked.

by get.that.coochie.489 November 22, 2018

Wind ya neck in

Some bs Amy says when she wants someone to pipe down

J: you like it up the bum don’t you xx
A: wind ya neck in

by Native_Foreigner December 11, 2018

Crooked Neck Bitch

One of those girls in the pics that friend request you and they're pointing you to a sex website. They all have their necks titled to the side... thus the term, "Crooked Neck Bitch"

Me: I just got a friend request from some chick that wants me to click her sex website...

My friend: "You mean a crooked neck bitch sent you a request?"

by lttlmtn July 19, 2017