Big Mike

Verb

The act of dropping three consecutive slam dumps during a shower whilst ordering a takeaway and swallowing two whole muffins in the time it takes to have 5 wanks.

Bro 1: Dude, yesterday was so boooring.
Bro 2: Not for me, bro. I did a Big Mike.
Bro 1: Bro, really? That's sounds like a great way to pass the time.
Bro 2: Ya bro, you should try it some time, it really clears your head.
Bro 1: Ya, I think Ill try a Big Mike when i get home.
Bro 2: Never a dull day when you slip a Big Mike in to your daily routine.

by Tiiiiiimmmmmmmyyyy March 3, 2023

Mike

A Mike is the type of guy who won’t admit it, but could go on for days about how much he loves sci-fi movies starring matt damon and kristen wiig.

“Hey Mike, what is your favorite movie?”
Mike: “Dude you know this! It was the best movie of 2017!”

by mikejusticefanclub September 2, 2023

John Mike

The name given to pictures with the character SpongeBob SquarePants in the artstyle of The Simpsons.

Most of the time I wish I could have a collection of John Mike.

by Masquarade August 6, 2017

Mike G

Someone who is extremely hard to argue with. In the sense that they feel as if they are always right, even if they are proven wrong with facts.

person 1: You need to eat food to grow muscle

Mike G: No

by Fish171401 December 7, 2023

Mike Afton

micheal afton but shorter

random person: hi ourple person
michael afton: im called mike afton you ugly thing

by RJZVBloxer_YT' April 7, 2023

mike trevitt

The man of many hats and has comman sense

Mike trevitt is a man of many hats

by Źzzzzzzzz April 20, 2022

Mike Pudding

That annoying commercial, MIKE WILL GET IT DONE.

Mom: Honey, come set the table.
Me: OK I will, Mike pudding is on anyways.

by Duckmaster29075 March 3, 2020