Masterbay

Someone with a massive schlong who cant control it.

"He doesn't know da way he's Masterbay"

by Giantzombie August 22, 2023

masterbation professor

A UBC professor who has a master's degree and is highly able to skillfully bait students to hang out in office hours so they can jerk off on the students as they put a security camera underneath the desks of the TA's who do their seductive bidding as well.

It's not enough to just have a master's degree or a PhD degree in computer signs to be able to teach. In order to become a masterbation professor, you need to be masterful at baiting and jerking off on your students in front of around 200 of them in broad daylight in a large lecture hall just because. You know, take your pencis and use it as a yellow crayon to draw on the big screen. There's plenty of space and room to draw whatever squiggly line you want to disorient your prey.

by MatrixEnergeticWar September 10, 2023

Master

A Master is a man that wants to own, control, and use his partner as his personal domestic and sex slave. A Master will often have full 27/7 control over all part of their slaves life and will have the freedom to discipline and punish his slave, however this control and power is exchanged and given to the Master freely by their slave.

I love it when my Master controls me, it gives me things to aim for and achieve in life.

by ExploreYourInnerDesires September 19, 2023

Mackster

An bumbling good for nothing idiot

Mackster should be exiled

by Getifruhdugf October 21, 2023

Master Data Manager

A superior human being capable of managing data exchange. With its immense knowledge, it ensures that the world of data runs smoothly. He is the hero of digitalization and a true pioneer in his field. No reward in the world can outweigh his contribution to the world's legacy.

Look, there's Jan. He's a Master Data Manager.

Yes, he is a true hero!

by Japina125 November 12, 2023

Master of acid wits

Someone online who excels at insulting people, typically your local Social Media Troll or some guy with a big ego and anger issues you met in some Video Game.

Person 1: fxxk off loser. Lmao. 😹😹😹

Person 2: bro is a master of acid wits

by frnchfrie5 November 24, 2023

Master Ashley

Omnipotent dictator of local yearbook committee and other school organizations. Will use excruciating physical violence if asked more than one question. Weapons of choice: Guillotine and Whip. This celestial power can change like the tide and swallow you whole. If you're reading this message, you only have 5 minutes to change your name and move states, because She is coming. When she comes, there's nothing we can do to save you from participating in Master's unfair yearbook decisions.

You: I'm sorry Master, I know my place. Please don't hit me.

Master Ashley: STOP CALLING ME THAT *vibrates with anger*

by bradmacdonald October 17, 2024