by Weirdassbutt June 12, 2018
Get the lesbian lizardmug. 
Okay, I'll give you a story:
Misty just came home from hanging out with her friends when she came through the door to find Cynthia peacefully watching her favourite cartoon. "Hey baby~" Cynthia says, walking over to Misty and giving her a peck on the cheek before sitting back down. Misty takes off her shoes and coat, and sits beside Cynthia. "So, Cynthy...," She starts, carefully slipping her hand under Cynthia's hoodie, to find that she wasn't wearing a shirt underneath. "You busy tonight?" "No, not tonight" Cynthia responds. Misty slips her cropped sweater off, to reveal her soft boobs. Cynthia smirks as she swirls her tongue around Misty's nipple, sucking on the tip, before undressing completely. Misty lays Cynthia down and starts eating her out, sucking on her clit. Cynthia squirts, "Faster~! Ahh~!" Misty picks it up, fingering her and curling her fingers, to reach that sweet spot. "Ride me baby, ride my fingers.." Cynthia starts riding her fingers, and gets sent when she feels Misty shoving a vibrator in there too. "Get on the island, now" Cynthia says, slapping Misty's butt as she gets up to go. Cynthia opens a new can of whipped cream, and puts a dollop on Misty's already wet and contracting pussy, before eating her out. Misty massages her own boobs as she squirts, cumming all over Cynthia's chin. Cynthia laps up every drop of cum, thick and smooth. "Fucking hell" Misty screams. Legend has it, their still having sex to this very day.
Misty just came home from hanging out with her friends when she came through the door to find Cynthia peacefully watching her favourite cartoon. "Hey baby~" Cynthia says, walking over to Misty and giving her a peck on the cheek before sitting back down. Misty takes off her shoes and coat, and sits beside Cynthia. "So, Cynthy...," She starts, carefully slipping her hand under Cynthia's hoodie, to find that she wasn't wearing a shirt underneath. "You busy tonight?" "No, not tonight" Cynthia responds. Misty slips her cropped sweater off, to reveal her soft boobs. Cynthia smirks as she swirls her tongue around Misty's nipple, sucking on the tip, before undressing completely. Misty lays Cynthia down and starts eating her out, sucking on her clit. Cynthia squirts, "Faster~! Ahh~!" Misty picks it up, fingering her and curling her fingers, to reach that sweet spot. "Ride me baby, ride my fingers.." Cynthia starts riding her fingers, and gets sent when she feels Misty shoving a vibrator in there too. "Get on the island, now" Cynthia says, slapping Misty's butt as she gets up to go. Cynthia opens a new can of whipped cream, and puts a dollop on Misty's already wet and contracting pussy, before eating her out. Misty massages her own boobs as she squirts, cumming all over Cynthia's chin. Cynthia laps up every drop of cum, thick and smooth. "Fucking hell" Misty screams. Legend has it, their still having sex to this very day.
Woah, those two girls are totally having lesbian sex in the bathroom. You can just hear them humping each other!
by URMOMCUMMEDONMYPUSSYLMAO January 1, 2025
Get the Lesbian Sexmug. A niche but potent subgenre of chapstick lesbian characterized by soft masculinity/futch energy, trauma, and a constant state of intellectual and nutritional collapse. She’s tired, malnourished, mildly radioactive (in spirit), and knows too much about both poetry and nuclear fallout.
Wears oversized coats she found in a secondhand bin labeled “ARMY.”
Has under-eye circles that could be mistaken for makeup but aren't.
Smokes cigarettes or snusar while explaining why she doesn’t believe in hope but still recycles.
Cites Karin Boye, Anna Akhmatova, and maybe Schopenhauer on the first date.
Core traits include, but are not limited to,
- Quiet desperation
- Deep anti-authoritarianism
- Obsession with ecological collapse
- A strange mix of tenderness and toxicity (sometimes lovebombs)
- A queer, bleak sense of humor that would concern most therapists.
Emotionally: she’s a tragic Slavic film from 1976.
Aesthetically: post-apocalyptic futch.
Politically: anti-fascist, vaguely socialist.
Wears oversized coats she found in a secondhand bin labeled “ARMY.”
Has under-eye circles that could be mistaken for makeup but aren't.
Smokes cigarettes or snusar while explaining why she doesn’t believe in hope but still recycles.
Cites Karin Boye, Anna Akhmatova, and maybe Schopenhauer on the first date.
Core traits include, but are not limited to,
- Quiet desperation
- Deep anti-authoritarianism
- Obsession with ecological collapse
- A strange mix of tenderness and toxicity (sometimes lovebombs)
- A queer, bleak sense of humor that would concern most therapists.
Emotionally: she’s a tragic Slavic film from 1976.
Aesthetically: post-apocalyptic futch.
Politically: anti-fascist, vaguely socialist.
She's chain-smoking by the train tracks reading Death in Venice. God, I think I just spotted a Chernobyl lesbian in the wild.
by Raquiesha July 14, 2025
Get the Chernobyl lesbianmug. 
Some random lesbian plays her favorite song: omg this is my fav song!
Some guy talking to a friend : lmao the weird girl is playing her lesbian music again.
Some guy talking to a friend : lmao the weird girl is playing her lesbian music again.
by random_mf203 December 22, 2023
Get the Lesbian musicmug. The concept of "lesbian" to differentiate women with a shared sexual orientation evolved in the 20th century. Throughout history, women have not had the same freedom or independence as men to pursue homosexual relationships, but neither have they met the same harsh punishment as homosexual men in some societies. Instead, lesbian relationships have often been regarded as harmless, unless a participant attempts to assert privileges traditionally enjoyed by men. As a result, little in history was documented to give an accurate description of how female homosexuality was expressed. When early sexologists in the late 19th century began to categorize and describe homosexual behavior, hampered by a lack of knowledge about homosexuality or women's sexuality, they distinguished lesbians as women who did not adhere to female gender roles. They classified them as mentally ill—a designation which has been reversed since the late 20th century in the global scientific community.
by #E・R・愛 March 3, 2022
Get the Lesbianmug.