dirty jackson worden

when you cheat on your girlfriend with a hot tub jet while punching her in the face and break up with her

dude i totally dirty jackson wordened my girl last week at the county pool

by smokypokythebear December 29, 2024

Dirty Jackson

When you're trying to bone your beefy friend Jason but the whiskey dick hits, so you rip the galaxy gas and go ass-up so Jason can piss in your asshole like a human urinal

Jack Worden couldn't get it up for Jason, so Jason went full Dirty Jackson and gave him a golden shower.

by dirtyjacksonenthusiast December 29, 2024

rich jackson’s

Jacksons who are born into rich families. they are always the fucking worst. never ever fuck with a guy named jackson who has bling bling.

“yo have u met that jackson guy? he was born into a rich family”

“yeah dude don’t fuck with him he fucking sucks”

“oh ok i’ll never talk to rich jackson’s again.”

by jacksonrichard February 3, 2025

Michael Jackson

The person that goes ‘Hee hee!’

Did you see Michael Jackson’s new song?

by xcon_ban on ROBLOX March 20, 2025

Oshea Jackson Is Angel Number Gold, Raymond Robles <Bane> Is Angel Number Silver, And Allison America Beatrice Christina Ferrera Robles Is Angel Number Bronze

Oshea Jackson Is Angel Number Gold, Raymond Robles <Bane> Is Angel Number Silver, And Allison America Beatrice Christina Ferrera Robles Is Angel Number Bronze

Oshea Jackson Is Angel Number Gold, Raymond Robles <Bane> Is Angel Number Silver, And Allison America Beatrice Christina Ferrera Robles Is Angel Number Bronze

by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025

Mustache Jackson

Prerequisite: Must have access to a fire engine and hose lines.

Verb: to use Zillow and find houses for sale that presumably will be unoccupied, that way you can stretch hose to the front door to simulate real training.

(Warning) this action will piss off the whole neighborhood and the home owner will rush home and try to fight you

Is that house for sale? How about a mustache Jackson.

by Doc_Easy May 1, 2025

Michael Jackson

The moonwalking, high-heeled, fedora-wearing, sparkly-gloved King of Pop whose voice could heal, whose moves could kill, and whose legacy could fill galaxies. A living legend (scratch that, an eternal one.) Known for turning sidewalk tiles into disco floors, and for asking humanity the real questions like "Annie, are you okay?"
Synonyms: MJ, Applehead (real MJ fans will get this), King of Pop, He Who Defied Gravity, The Gloved One.
Side Effects of Exposure:
• Sudden desire to learn the moonwalk.
• Random “hee-hee!”s in conversation.
• Compulsive glove and/or fedora shopping.
• Deep emotional connection to a man who asked us to heal the world.

"Bro, you see that spin? That was full-on Michael Jackson level!"

by I_love_applehead June 2, 2025