A sexual act similar to a golden shower, with the exception that the act is performed in a bed and the recipient sleeps in the bed post coitus.
I took Janice home after we went to the bar last night, but we were both so shitfaced that I didn't realize she'd given me a golden tavern until the next morning.
by Dink Donk McClinkclonk August 11, 2018
Get the golden tavernmug. by khaws November 13, 2022
Get the Nicholas Golden Valentinomug. by drshallow69 January 4, 2024
Get the Vegas Golden Knightsmug. someone that reputably and consistently brings to light the negative byproducts of a situation without any constructive intentions. Just to be a useless condescending ass( even if unintentional ).
Steven: hey jack long time no see!
Jack: hey Steve! I heard you finally tied the knot was Susan.
Steven: yeah I'm really looking forward to it!
Jack: I just can't believe you went through with it.. inheriting all that debt.
steven: you know jack? You're a real golden cunt
Jack: hey Steve! I heard you finally tied the knot was Susan.
Steven: yeah I'm really looking forward to it!
Jack: I just can't believe you went through with it.. inheriting all that debt.
steven: you know jack? You're a real golden cunt
by Ying7Yang6 October 9, 2016
Get the Golden cuntmug. Golden is a boy with a big heart but doesn't show it. He gets bored easily and doesn't really get pass the talking stage. He's special and can make your day brighter with just a single text or smile.
Golden may not be very dependable, but is interesting to talk to. He has great taste in music and never really take things seriously unless you start the conversation. However, he may sometimes end the conversation and not reply.
He is sometimes misunderstood and will act heartless because he had cared too much before.
Golden may not be very dependable, but is interesting to talk to. He has great taste in music and never really take things seriously unless you start the conversation. However, he may sometimes end the conversation and not reply.
He is sometimes misunderstood and will act heartless because he had cared too much before.
by punny jokes April 17, 2021
Get the Goldenmug. by giannis_an34 September 26, 2022
Get the golden kiwimug. A team that loves to humiliate (or as they call it humble) other teams/players with their abundance of conventional wisdom.
by Snowboy Jr. April 26, 2023
Get the Golden State Warriorsmug.