Goatness

The experience of something being goated

Bro that anime was straight goatness

by TrvpstxrrTy January 9, 2022

Scare the Goat

Phrase

A term referring to one who is overly loud or unnecessarily excited

Levi, settle down please, you’re scaring the goat!

Calm down, no reason to scare the goat

by Bounceback January 25, 2024

Dirty Goat

When a man desires his partner sit on his face after a bowl movement, and cleanse their area with his beard.

He wallowed in the dirty goat she had given him as her thick fecal matter permeated his gray goatee painting it a rich brown masterpiece.

by Synaptic4Play March 20, 2021

goat rooter

Similar to dog rooter- one who does little to no work and instead prefers to fuck goats

“Why didn’t you finish that job Edward? Too busy fuckin’ goats eh? You’re a goat rooter”

by 5 percent nick February 2, 2018

Goat Mash

A common situation, experience or every day activity that inexplicably becomes disorganized, confused or grossly fucked up.

We Goat Mashed the other team in gears of war 2

by pureownage54 December 21, 2008

Throat goat

A woman who gives tremendous oral sex

Adna is a throat goat. She gave me that gawk gawk 3000 last night

by 1bdb1 January 19, 2023

Goat

Greatest of all time or the best at what they do

Tom Brady is the goat of quarterbacks

by Ryan dove May 11, 2019